‘Near pandemonium,’ cops called
over ‘Star Wars’ sound problems

"Customers screaming expletives at AMC staff to re-start the movie ..."

LAPD investigating 1975 Roman Polanski allegation

Braun: "I believe that a competent investigation will prove the whole story to be bogus"

Man charged $14,000 for 20-minute Uber ride

"If it takes an army of people to tweet and post online to interest you and for you to respond, that is a serious issue"

Died: Bruce Brown, 80, surfer, ‘Endless Summer’ filmmaker

"At the time, surfers were considered losers. You didn't want to tell anyone you were a surfer. It showed the general public we were good guys"

Died: Tracy Stallard, 80, surrendered Maris’ 61st of ’61

"I lost the game, 1-0, and I didn't feel anything about it"

Missy Lee stuns in sleeveless hot red on ‘Fast Money’

Bitcoin, get out of the way

People taking out mortgages to buy bitcoin: regulator

"This is not something a guy who's making $100,000 a year, who's got a mortgage and two kids in college ought to be invested in"

AMZN trying to fill 3,503 jobs in Seattle area alone

Actually down from 9,000 in June: "We've gotten kind of spoiled"

Baltimore Sun tackles Under Armour’s problems

"They've obviously hit a rough patch here"
Turnover: "That many managers jumping ship at a time when the company is clearly struggling is worrying from an investor's standpoint. Not only does it suggest that they don't see [Under Armour] heading in a profitable direction, but it also calls into question the stability and direction of the company's overall strategic plans"

Ponzi mastermind, 55, escapes

Walked away from work camp
Exploits featured in "American Greed" episode "Seattle Roasted"

Problems of John Lasseter, 60, may not be priced in to DIS

Rejuvenated return "by no means assured"

Thomas Peterffy says bitcoin could reach $100,000 or more

Half the stories on cnbc.com home page have "bitcoin" in headline

Judge orders Whole Foods to reopen store closed in 2016

"We don't want a check. We want Whole Foods to open and operate. The great thing about Whole Foods being bought by Amazon is they're a far cry from being insolvent, aren't they?"

Died: William Gass, 93, literary elite, star on St. Louis Walk of Fame

Between former "Today" show host Dave Garroway and baseball great Bob Gibson

Streaker at Bills game, 29, praised by fans, fined $400

AP: "Earned praise from other fans for rushing better than the team's players"

‘Wal-Mart Stores Inc.’ to just ‘Walmart Inc.’

"Whether it's in our stores, on our sites, with our apps, by using their voice or whatever comes next, there is just one Walmart as far as our customers are concerned"

Wages pulled from 2,800 Oakland school staff checking accounts

"It was not the bank's fault. We have apologized to Union Bank for making that assessment earlier. It was human error"

Kelly Evans dynamite in orange on ‘Closing Bell’

Wrapping up the day with a flourish

Greenspan, 91: Bitcoin like Colonial America currency

"Humans buy all sorts of things that aren't worth anything. People gamble in casinos when the odds are against them. It has never stopped anybody"

Mayor, 60, allegedly used dead person’s handicapped-parking permit

"One of the placards was altered to say it expired in 2018, when it actually expired in 2013"

Tonya Harding, 47, finally shows up at film premiere

"There were some things she liked and some things she didn't agree with"

Donkey carcasses causing stench

"About a week after they were hit, you can really start to smell them. It was for a little bit too and I probably live about a half mile away from here and it was almost like standing next to them"

Seema Mody beams during Hilton innovation interview

Electrifies Tyson Corner

Died: Vincent Scully, 97, prof inspired Vietnam Wall designer

"Spellbinding classes" often ended in ovations
Lectured on WWI monument: "I started writing furiously in Scully's class. I think he has always been puzzled by my connection to the Lutyens memorial. Formally the two memorials could not be more different. But for me, the experiences of these two memorials describe a similar passage to an awareness about loss"

Died: Johnny Hallyday, 74, French Elvis had child with Nathalie Baye

Born in Paris in 1943 as Jean-Philippe Smet

Don’t call Jerusalem capital of Israel, U.S. officials tell Trump

"This is playing with fire"

Oakland trails only Stockton in surging housing market

"I know everyone gives Stockton a really bad rap, but our neighborhood’s really nice … Everything you have in San Jose, you have here in our area"

Angela Lansbury, 92: Women ‘must sometimes take blame’

"There are two sides to this coin. We have to own up to the fact that women, since time immemorial, have gone out of their way to make themselves attractive. And unfortunately it has backfired on us — and this is where we are today. We must sometimes take blame, women. I really do think that. Although it's awful to say we can’t make ourselves look as attractive as possible without being knocked down and raped"
Activist: "Breathtakingly ignorant and ill-informed"

Facebook to spend ‘a few billion’ on sports streaming

ESPN, Turner pay NBA reported $2.66 billion a year for current deal

Mayor calls Oakland strike of 3,000 illegal

Union negotiator: "The mayor is incorrect"

Died: Perry Wallace, 69, broke SEC color barrier

"There were some rough times, especially when they had to go to Mississippi and places like that, but there was also some rough times for him out there on Vanderbilt's campus. But through it all, he said that being bitter can eat you alive. And I thought that was so noble of him, because a lot of the bitterness that he might have had during that time has subsided now. It's over and done with and he didn't allow it to change him as a person"

Seema Mody opens week in beige

Reax: Dow futures up 200 points

Thug, 22, shot in the butt

Good condition

Penn State 4-star commit charged with robbing Wawa

Coach: "The streets call these kids, and they have decide if they are going to listen to the call of the streets or if they are going to take the football path"

Lauer, 59, ‘blindsided’

"He said of course none of it was true"

Bon-Ton pays nearly $2 million to keep 3 executives

Paper: "The company has not been profitable for the last 6 fiscal years"

CNBC apparently expanding conference offerings

"From our roster of all-star anchors and reporters to our ability to convene the most-wanted speakers, to our vast production resources, we're able to create best-in-class experiences for sponsors and attendees alike"

CNBC Graphics Dept. ‘perfomrance’ not so great

But "chipwreck" is clever

NBC unloads $20 mil.-plus salary

Certain to be replaced by someone a lot cheaper

Stephenson, 57, uses hands to make points in CNBC interview

Becky Quick dynamite in black

Woman stabbed, burned, killed by Facebook ‘friend’

Met assailant for the first time

LA Weekly staff gutted after sale

Ex-editor: "I would find it very hard to know what to do in the next few days, given the amount of institutional knowledge that's walking out the door"
"I don't know who's replacing me or if anyone's replacing me"

Sign says coffee shop is ‘happily gentrifying’

Neighbor: "I saw it and I couldn't believe it. I was just going to come down here and ask what they were thinking when they made that sign. I'm sure the yuppies love it. But the people who live here don't"

Joe LaVorgna: Republican tax bill ‘terrible, won’t work’

"To sell this as a stimulus package is absurd. Companies have the money to spend, they're just not spending it. They're buying back stock. They'll do more of that"

Popular SF restaurant closes after 75% rent hike

"This was my baby before I had babies. It's sad. We've been fighting this landlord for a year, but I couldn't be more proud with how we went out"

CNBC superfox Aditi Roy in black

Morning Tech Check in good hands

Passerby takes picture of garbage in car dealer’s lot

Apparently, this is significant

Woman, 64, dies after getting head stuck in PNC Bank fence

Case classified as noncriminal

Mean Joe Greene, 71: Steelers should ‘cut out the bull----’

"Football is a hard game, very tough, and you have to love it. If you don't, you can't give your very best and you can't play. You have to love it. A good example of the grit about the Steelers is the run that Jerome made against Chicago. Every fiber of his body says Pittsburgh Steelers. If we do that, no one can stand in our way. But you have to believe in one another, not individuals"

0.16 or more: Police chief, 46, charged with DUI, careless driving

Hit mailbox, tree

CNBC’s Sara Eisen is pregnant

Confirms: "From physical side effects like back pain or a stuffy nose to emotional swings, anxiety and tiredness, it's tough to balance. I don't want any of my peers or managers to expect I won't be delivering 100% each day. but it takes incredible effort to fight through many things I'd previously taken for granted"

Died: Rance Howard, 89, Ron’s father, had role in ‘Chinatown’

"Clint & I have been blessed to be Rance Howard's sons. … He stood especially tall [for] his ability to balance ambition [with] great personal integrity. A depression-era farm boy, his passion for acting changed the course of our family history. We love & miss U Dad"

Black Friday bungle

"Hey Macys, just left $300 of items on counter because your credit card machines are down at State St Chicago"

Arizona State, Kansas ‘rescind,’ ‘revoke’ Charlie Rose honors

Admittedly, "this action is largely symbolic"

Pixar honcho John Lasseter, 60, taking leave over ‘missteps’

Hollywood Reporter: "The same source said he once noticed an oddly cropped photo of Lasseter standing between two women at a company function. When he mentioned that to a colleague, he was told, 'We had to crop it. Do you know where his hands were?'"
"He hugged and hugged and everyone's looking at you. Just invading the space"

Worker allegedly embezzled $200,000 from popular SF restaurant

"Going to fight the case ... We look forward to his day in court"

From top of the world to stark-naked humiliation

"He was the liberal voice of Beltway conventional wisdom and full of himself. All you had to do was watch him for five minutes making those faces, pursing his lips, his mock concern, his theatrical gravitas, to know it"

Some of Villaraigosa’s, 64, $4 million income is from HLF

"They were an L.A. company, an L.A. company whose product and their whole platform is about health and nutrition, they give people a shot at building, if not a small business, at least a little extra income on a monthly basis. My mother sold Tupperware and Avon, I know why Latinos and blacks do it, they need a few extra bucks. It's called a multiple level marketing company. That's what Tupperware is, what Avon is — they've been around for 30 years. Pyramid schemes aren't around for 30 years"

Finra: JPMorgan hired ex-cons

"The employees weren't brokers, but would have been in positions that could have given them access to client data, Nancy Condon, a Finra spokeswoman, told The Post"

Doughnut shop puts Manson face in frosting

Tweets deleted: "Not celebrating. Villains die too"

Twitter hoax wrongly claims Aretha, 75, had died

"I'm doing well generally, all test have come back good"

Melissa Gilbert, 53, claims ‘Doors’ harassment by Oliver Stone, 71

"I'm actually sitting here telling you this story, afraid to say his name, because I'm worried about backlash ... Oh f*** it! It was Oliver Stone, and it was 'The Doors'"

FDX driver leaps from truck as it is being stolen

Vehicle recovered a short time later

Long Beach man, 38, ordered to repay Macy’s $925,000

"Generated more than $900,000 in net profits from the diverted business, prosecutors said ... used the proceeds to purchase real estate and vehicles, including a 2010 Aston Martin that cost $199,000, prosecutors said ..."

FDX founder’s son, 40, is Memphis Zoo board member

Paper: "Was involved in negotiating a compromise on visitor parking"

Stephenson, 57, Bewkes, 65, stymied

Paper: "Of course, a new administration now occupies the White House, and this landmark lawsuit will be read in political context ... Trump has also frequently slammed coverage of his administration by CNN including a tweet last Wednesday how he was 'forced' to watch the news network while overseas and didn't like the 'fake' news he was witnessing"

DIS dropping SoCal resident discount pass

"It is on hiatus, the company said"

Man with felony conviction called ‘greedy’ for going hunting

DNR warden: "Majority of hunters that I contact, they're law abiding, they obey by the rules and then there's the small percentage that don't and they feel like they want to cheat the system and get away with it and become greedy"

Nebraska universities set up ‘budget response teams’

Paper: "Wrestling with a decline in state appropriations ... so far have identified $6.6 million in efficiencies, in part by not filling 61 vacant jobs"

Hunter dozes with gun in lap, shoots self when phone goes off

Cell alarm went off, shocking him awake and leading him to compress the gun's trigger

Grocery store cashier wins $250,000 lottery

Odds were 1 in 1,040,400

Died: Ann Wedgeworth, 83, written off ‘Three’s Company’

"It was horrifying. I had no warning or explanation. Suddenly everyone was very cold to me. I went to tell John goodbye, and he was shocked — no one had told him. Joyce DeWitt, at least, called to say something to me about it"

Football follies: Pgh station airs wrong episode of ‘Jeopardy!’

Tweeter: "When your local NBC station doesn't play Jeopardy because they want to air an hour of pre-game NFL coverage, there can only be one reaction: RAGE. Don't they get this is the finals of the #TournamentOfChampions"

Many fans outraged by SkyCam in Steelers-Titans game

@StopSkycamNow Twitter account: "@NFL @SNFonNBC I made a twitter account just to tell you how much I HATE skycam. It makes the game unwatchable! #skycam #TENvsPIT #TNF"

After 10 months, man listed as billionaire gets GOOGL to fix error

"It only takes one crazy idiot, anywhere out there, to believe Google about this, and act on it. Am I willing to bet my life against that happening?"

Ben Roethlisberger, 35, gives rare halftime speech

"I love the way they all responded"

Ex-United Airlines pilot admits running Texas brothels

"The judge did a thorough review and determined that probation was appropriate"

FOX surges afterhours after CNBC report

"Reported that the assets Comcast is interested in acquiring — and that Fox is willing to part with — are the same ones that interested Disney"

Democrats honor congressman killed by Jonestown monsters

"A compulsion to see things firsthand ... Leo wanted answers"
Giffords also honored: "It's been long and hard, but I'm getting better"

U. of Mich. student gov’t: Dump U.S. companies in Israel

Paper: "The meeting stretched nearly 8 hours — the longest in student government history — before a vote was conducted under secret ballot, which was done after much debate to protect pro-Palestinian and divestment members from being subject to damaging online blacklists"

Mom, 69, dies cleaning up son’s, 45, drug paraphernalia

Either absorbed a substance or had reaction, became short of breath

China logistical ‘nightmare’ for Victoria’s Secret show

Producers "on the verge of nervous breakdowns"

Neighbors feel ‘steamrolled’ in Greenwich H.S. lights dispute

"We are just sick of it"

Gas station clerk charged with 1st-degree murder

"Came to the United States legally in 2007 but had overstayed his visit by several years ..."

Bill Gross, 73: Stock market like ‘old-age retirement community’

"I think sort of the halcyon days are over"

Comma-itis plagues Barron’s

CNBCfix critique: Venerable Wall Street publication, our favorite read each week, may insist on the serial comma, but there's no excuse for slowing down the reader in the Nov. 13, 2017, edition in the age of instant information …
     "More than ever, what happens in Washington doesn't stay in Washington, but reverberates on Wall Street." (No comma after the second "Washington")
     "The government arrested and detained dozens of princes, ministers, and businessmen accused of corruption, and quickly froze some of their assets." (No comma after "corruption," and honestly, shouldn't be one after "ministers" either)
     "The Senate bill would delay a corporate tax cut until 2019, and double the estate-tax exemption to a maximum of about $11 million per person while leaving the 40% tax in place." (No comma after "2019")
     "In Japan, an election win for Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's ruling coalition last month signals continued monetary easing, and has kept the yen weak against the dollar and euro, creating a near-term tailwind for many of Sony's businesses." (No comma after "easing")
     "Shoppers have been less willing to take on credit-card debt; they're favoring bigger-ticket items, a side effect of the recovering housing industry; and they're buying more healthful and private-label products, and doing so online." (No comma after "products," also should be a comma and not semicolon after "industry")
     "Last Thursday, the Standard & Poor's 500 index dropped as much as 1.1%, but battled back to finish down just 0.4%." (No comma after "1.1%")
     "The stock surged over 30% within days of launch, but crashed after the company clarified the 'accounting treatment' of the game." (No comma after "launch")
     "Anonymous sources told Reuters that the bank could raise its payout to 40% of net profit this year, and as much as 50% by 2020." (No comma after "year")
     "That wager could prove catastrophic if volatility suddenly surges, and stocks fall." (No comma after "surges")
     "Interactive Brokers will offer Bitcoin futures trading if those conditions are met, and consider stopping doing business with some clearing firms if they're not." (No comma after "met")
     "GM is expected to earn $6.32 a share this year, and $5.86 in 2018." (No comma after "year")
     "He has an Overweight rating on the stock, and a $15 price target." (No comma after "stock")
     "Then they decide if they want to pay every year for insurance, or let their account grow." (No comma after "insurance")
     "It also allows people to not only stay in their home, but also monetize it to help pay for their care." (No comma after "home")
     "'We ask our analysts to take an independent view of what they think are the most creditworthy companies today, and 18 to 24 months into the future,' Kimball says." (No comma after "today")
     "The Core Plus Bond team is organized by sector, and includes specialists in high-yield, global sovereign, and securitized debt." (No comma after "sector" and really not after "sovereign" either)
     "Yet shorting the iPath S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures ETN (VXX) with 77% short interest, has been a fantastic investment as it has fallen some 57% annualized over the past five years." (No comma after "interest")
     "It is hard to argue against Dalio's insistence that employees be evaluated with 'radical honesty,' rather than with kindness in an attempt to bring their performance up to a higher level." (No comma after "honesty," also the last 12 words could be shortened to "to improve their performance.")
     "Burton Malkiel is the author of A Random Walk down Wall Street, and is the chief investment officer of Wellfront." (No comma after "Street")
     "After Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor, U.S. stock markets fell by about 11%, but recovered within six weeks." (No comma after "11%")
Instances where comma is needed but missing:
     "PayPal shares are up 23% since we recommended them three months ago ('Why PayPal still has room to grow,' Aug. 26) but one potential big growth catalyst that we cited then hasn't even had a chance to play out yet." (Should be a comma after "Aug. 26)")
     "The major market indexes have been making new highs, but beneath the surface things aren't so bubbly." (Should be comma after "surface")
     "Porsche has so far won in court and analysts see the company continuing to prevail." (Should be comma after "court")
     "I do the same, but because I'm in New York we have to use a higher number — up to $2,000 a month." (Should be comma after "York")
     "Most of the time they decide not to buy it, and when they do it's usually more of an emotional decision than a financial one." (Should be comma after "time" and comma after "do")
     "Under normal circumstances the Securities and Exchange Commission bars funds from making 'affiliated transactions,' but there's a loophole in the Investment Company Act of 1940 …" (Should be comma after "circumstances")
While we're at it: Let's give "To be sure" a rest

Time Warner shares dropping as Wall Street worries about merger

Rich Greenfield: "DOJ lawsuit feels inevitable"

Anthony Bourdain samples Seattle’s restaurants, vibe

"(Amazon workers, you’re on the receiving end of most of the abuse in this episode.)"

Hadley Gamble, CNBC superfox

On fire in Riyadh

Alaska Air ending Cuba flights

L.A.-Havana route launched a year ago: "We were already looking pretty hard at an exit based on the bookings, so I would not pin this on the regulations changing"

Jim Cramer: Put GE’s entire board on Wall of Shame

"If we don't try to understand how things went so wrong at GE, if we don't unearth all of the accounting issues and the misinformation or, conceivably, outright dishonesty that was presented to us, how the heck can we trust this company to get anything right going forward?"

Fed vice chair?

Announcement not likely this year

Stunning CNBC guest Diane Swonk attends Hugh Hefner memorial

Paper: "All the speakers' remarks stressed the importance Hefner placed on his lifelong battles in support of freedom of speech and thought in this country"

I’m outta here: N. Korean soldier defects at DMZ, shot at 40 times

Only hit 5 times, non-life-threatening injuries

1st alligator snapping turtle in Illinois in 30 years

"If we succeed with our project in introducing a new, viable population of alligator snapping turtles, it's likely that no one will see them. It's not as if we're studying bald eagles that soar above us. I may never know the fate of these turtles, but it's cool to know that this wild space exists in Illinois"

8th-largest dividend cut in history of S&P by dollar value

Biggest one that didn't occur during 2008-09 crisis

Michael J. Fox, 56, foundation tops $750 million for Parkinson’s

Susie Essman: "There's a lot of crappy things about celebrity. One of the great things is that you can use your celebrity for good causes and to raise money for things that you care about and this is an organization that I care a great deal about. They do amazing work and if you could raise money by making people laugh, it's a win-win"

Beltway knee-buckler: Gorjus Ylan Mui in gray

Devastating coverage of the ups and downs of tax reform

Vinnie Viola gives Trump an A+ for ‘heralding’ business class

"And of course, his tax policies are universally accepted"

CNBC superfox Deirdre Bosa in white

Singles Day never sounded so good

Died: Gordon Sakamoto, 82, kicked off island of Gates’ wedding

Had just been named AP Honolulu bureau chief a day earlier
"He taught me a lot about journalism, about life, about family and to be a better person"

Man injured buying watermelon wins $7.5 mil. from WMT

"It was a fair verdict because Walmart just didn't care. They should have had something to cover up that pallet so someone's foot couldn’t get caught in it, and they didn't"

Man’s GoPro helps solve hit-and-run

"A pickup truck was fleeing the scene after it rammed into 4 cyclists ..."
"If a picture says a thousand words, a video says a million"

8 facts behind the Edmund Fitzgerald’s final hours

"Bell is displayed at the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum at Whitefish Point"

Jerry Jones, 75, threatens suit to block Goodell, 58, extension

Calls Ezekiel Elliott suspension an "overcorrection"

Died: Leroy Brown, 73, ‘didn’t particularly like the song’

Didn't like to talk about Vietnam, shaken after watching "Platoon"

Spacey scenes being re-shot with Plummer for Dec. Getty movie

"Monumental and expensive move"

Driver, 79, smashes building at end of road test

"The gentleman did not pass his test"
Cops: "Sounded a lot worse than it truly was when it was dispatched"

Gay Talese, 85: Spacey, 58, accuser should ‘suck it up’

"I would like to ask [Spacey] how it feels to lose a lifetime of success and hard work all because of 10 minutes of indiscretion 10 years or more ago ... So, O.K., it happened 10 years ago. ... Jesus, suck it up once in a while! ... All of us in this room at one time or another did something we're ashamed of"

SF restaurant closing because it’s too popular

"It's kind of ironic when you think about it"

PetSmart investigating dog’s death in grooming area

Owner says Bichon was "bait" for pit bull

Mesmerizing in the Mideast: CNBC superfox Hadley Gamble

Making the world's hot spots even hotter (so to speak)

Alderman apologizes for naming dispute with mayor

Audience gasps: "I hope you live to get home tonight"
"What did you say?"
"I hope you live to get home tonight 'cause you're lying like you're lying"
Clumsy clarification: "There were some things said about me that were not true, that were only hearsay. I want to apologize to the mayor and the board and anyone that heard it. I am sorry"

Woman’s laptop stolen while typing at Starbucks

Car of 4 suspects caught within hour

Man, 36, charged with home invasion for 22nd time

$500,000 bond

Vin Scully, 89: ‘I will never watch another NFL game’

"I have overwhelming respect and admiration for anyone who puts on a uniform and goes to war. So the only thing I can do in my little way is not to preach"

AP credits CNBC (Steve Liesman) for Dudley scoop

"Sources told CNBC that Dudley would make the announcement as early as next week and likely will leave the bank in the spring or summer of 2018"

NFLX cuts Spacey, 58

"We have also decided we will not be moving forward with the release of the film 'Gore,' which was in postproduction, starring and produced by Kevin Spacey"

$900 billion

Shares pop 3% afterhours

Ozone hole over Antarctic at smallest peak since 1988

"It's really small this year. That's a good thing"

TD Ameritrade founder, 76, shuts 2 news sites, faults unions

"I believe unions promote a corrosive us-against-them dynamic that destroys the esprit de corps businesses need to succeed. And that corrosive dynamic makes no sense in my mind where an entrepreneur is staking his capital on a business that is providing jobs and promoting innovation"
Ex-staffer: Reporers "were literally filing stories when the site was abruptly shut down ... the way this was handled was pure, absolute trash"

Restaurant critic tips 20% — after tax

"I want the person serving me to afford groceries and rent"

Beautiful win

Verlander "can't even put it into words"

Retired cop, 73, ignites homeless squatter’s tent

"He's been in several live shootings. He's now in a counseling group that is strictly for officers in live shootings. It was just a post-stress situation. He snapped"

Walmart worker locked in freezer; colleague fired

Cops: "Potentially, it could be reckless conduct … it's hard to say right now"

Thug, 20, shot in the butt

In good condition

Drunkard, 37, breaks into house after cops give him ride home

"She told me she has seen him around before but doesn't really know him"

CME on bitcoin bandwagon

Saluzzi: "It reminds me of the financial crisis all over again"
"They're desperate for an ETF on this thing"

Car repair from hail damage taking 4 months — and counting

"Four months later, I'm still getting the excuse, 'Well, we got the parts in, and we're working on it.' It's just really frustrating"

NPR chief placed on leave after accusations

"Formally rebuked following a separate incident 2 years ago"
Dartmouth: 3 psych profs accused of sexual misconduct

Slack outage disrupts offices

Company cautious about being "fully out of the woods"

Woman in blackface costume at Staples stuns customers

Initially joked she was a "Napa fire spa guest"
Complaining customer told the woman was wearing a "Sharpie costume"
"It's a charcoal mask. It sits better than the green one I had"
"Screw you, we got our man (Trump)": 4 Oakland dockworkers allege racially hostile environment

Knucklehead, 69, in Walmart claims Sam Walton owes him $50

Drank apply cider, ate Ritz crackers and chocolate doughnuts

Prosecutors: Day trader hacked online accounts, made $700,000

"The scheme involved placing short sale offers in targeted stocks through Willner's brokerage account and then placing buy orders for the same stocks through the victims' accounts at prices that matched Willner's sale offer, prosecutors said"

Thieves swipe golf carts on eve of Shriners Open

All of the perpetrators at large

Couple who survived Vegas shooting die in car crash

Together 22 years

2 girl thugs, 14, attack Happy’s Pizza driver, 45

They got cash — and the car

Woman stabbed in chest by masked intruder

Just exited bathroom, encountered thug in kitchen

Oakland restaurant will hire ex-offenders

"When you serve your time, your time is done"

Seema Mody gorjus in gray at NYSE

Who wouldn't trade places with Art Cashin?

Tech rampage

Record closes for S&P 500, Nasdaq

$100 million for ND — unrestricted

"There aren't many people who give this much unrestricted"

A day for Dwight

"Hello, my 49er Faithful. I wanted to thank you for all your support while I was a player, and I think you all know I'm going through a little thing right now, and I need your prayers and thoughts"

Emergency meeting at Fidelity on workplace issues

"Zero-tolerance policy" for inappropriate conduct

Thug, 27, shot in the butt

Showed up at hospital

Mayim Bialik, 41, ‘truly sorry’ for NYT op-ed on Harvey Weinstein

"What you wear and how you behave does not provide any protection from assault"
Regrets: Article "became what it became"

Little Rock drops AMZN bid: ‘It’s not you, it’s us’

San Antonio: "Blindly giving away the farm isn't our style"

‘Rumblings’ for UAL exec changes now ‘full-fledged screams’

"Clearly, patience with executing the turnaround at United is wearing thin"

Unreal: Carolin Roth in red

Spectacular turtleneck on "Street Signs"

Trudeau, 45, in tears, mourns Tragically Hip’s Gord Downie

"I thought I was going to make it through this but I’m not"
"Our buddy Gord, who loved this country with everything he had, and not just loved it in a nebulous 'oh, I love Canada way,' he loved every hidden corner, every story, every aspect of this country that he celebrated his whole life"

Harvard in 2014 gave Harvey Weinstein a medal

Question: How does a university "rescind" a medal? Does he have to mail it back?

2 bears wreaking havoc on Aspen automobiles

Paper: "'I see them daily. We call the light-colored one 'Louie' and the darker one is 'Fred.' Larson said he watched Louie open the door to a Volkswagen Beetle recently and climb into the backseat. He said he went over and banged on the car, and the bear climbed out and walked away. 'He just looked at me like, 'Hey, what's up?' Larson said. However, he didn't lock the car doors after the bear left because it wasn't his car, and Louie was back inside the vehicle 15 minutes later, Larson said"

Female drunkard, 36, hits crossing guard, yells at principal: cops

"The driver pulled forward and struck the crossing guard. The driver then drove off, returning on foot a short time later, she reportedly started yelling at the school principal at the time"

Thug, 19, shot in the butt

In good condition

Writer: Same old story in Ken Burns’ Vietnam documentary

"Along with Rory Kennedy's Oscar-nominated 2014 documentary, "Last Days in Vietnam," Ken Burns' version perpetuates the story of white American saviors failing to rescue poor, incompetent South Vietnamese from the ruthless, wily North Vietnamese; conventionalizing problematic assumptions, not only for people who survived the war, but also for younger generations watching it on PBS for the first time"

Drones set to be deployed by LAPD

Will help with "dangerous, high-risk tactical situations and improve situational awareness capabilities during natural disasters and catastrophic incidents"

Netflix content budget may grow to $8 billion

Plans to release 80 films in 2018
Weinstein Co.: "It would be extremely unlikely for us to be a bidder"

Defector: N. Korea economy may not last a year

"Ordinary North Korean households have no electricity, he added, while the capital city only gets three to four hours a day"

Truck accidentally accelerates in auto shop; man, 55, dies

"Told law enforcement that he pushed the brake down to the floor with his toes, but accidentally hit the gas pedal with the heel of his foot"

Cops: Woman stole checks from NorCal fire evacuees in shelters

Had an arrest warrant and was on probation

Donald Trump, 71, says ‘drug prices are out of control’

"You look at the same exact drug by the same exact company, made in the same exact box and sold some place else, sometimes it's a fraction of what we pay in this country. Meaning as usual the world is taking advantage of the United States"

Joining Big Ten brings U. of Nebraska $51 mil. this year

Paper: "That funding is the reason the university was able to recently create a $5 million scholarship program for non-athletes that’s completely funded by athletic dollars. … The school has moved aggressively in recent years to take advantage of NCAA rule changes allowing additional benefits for athletes. Added perks include an allowance for personal expenses, laptop computers, beefed-up food offerings and postgraduate fellowships"

Ohio State athletic director made $1.98 mil. last year

Wisconsin's Barry Alvarez makes $1.15 million base before incentives

’72 Dolphins celebrate: Steelers beat Chiefs, last NFL unbeaten

"The Chiefs went nearly the entire first half without a first down and had just 3 entering the 4th quarter"

U. of Illinois’ $2.25 bil. fundraising ‘will change the world’

"I know we'll achieve that goal"

Embarrassment city: Jim Grant, 71, drops the ball on Bridgewater

"Our failure to get the facts ... It pains me greatly. I ought to know better"
"Bridgewater is a secretive and eccentric firm, and I let my suspicions of that get in the way of our ordinarily comprehensive due diligence"

Ken Burns’, 64, ‘Vietnam War’: 13 million watch opening night

"Said it was a tremendous honor that so many people had watched"
Duke prof: "It does little to address the history of the war, and fails to probe deeply its critical turning points"
Detroit activist: "Film tacitly embraces the American Empire outlook on which the war was founded, avoiding questions that might discomfit the Bank of America and their other corporate sponsors"

Oliver Stone, 71, backpedals on remark about Harvey Weinstein, 65

Actually said: "It's not easy what he's going through, either"
Later: "I've been traveling for the last couple of days and wasn't aware of all the women who came out to support the original story in the New York Times"

Odds rising for Powell

47% with Mnuchin push

Miramax name is combination of Weinsteins’ parents’ names

"They moved to Queens, and my brother was born in 1952; I came along in 1954. We grew up in a small 2-bedroom apartment in a lower-middle-class housing development called Elechester"

Family wants answers about Boeing worker’s, 60, death

Collapsed, 911 called, waited more than an hour for ambulance
Wife: "It's barbaric. It's despicable. Someone needs to answer for this. … They let him lay there"

Prominent female Boeing exec, 55, retiring

Yale bachelor's in mechanical engineering: "I've had 25 wonderful years"

Another phone/Internet outage in Aspen after fiber optic cut

911 OK? "I do not know. Sorry"

Vegas hospital waiving costs for mass shooting victims

But is collecting donations from the community

Unmarked police car stolen from garage

"A law enforcement source says Metro policy permits officers to leave all that stuff in their cars, as long as the car is in a secured location, like a garage"

Sara stuns in Cinci

Hands-down winner of PG's ridiculous proxy battle

Surfing great, 60, assists NHL HOFer, 55, in Wine Country fire

"Just the glow of that fire — something I'll never forget. It just stirs you to the core"

Nobel winner, 72, ‘nervous’ about stock market

"The president's strategy of systematically insulting the votes he needs doesn't seem to be optimizing anything I can think of, but maybe he's a deeper thinker than me"

Jeff Sonnenfeld: Weinstein Co. done

"I can't see that this business is recoverable"

CNBC’s Aditi Roy reports from fire scene

"This is typically a gorgeous neighborhood ..."

AT&T mistakenly sticks woman, 90, in DirecTV collections

"They found out the collections notice was technically correct, it was just sent to the wrong customer. Lillian's bill was fine but she said her name was mixed up with another DirecTV customer"

More than 100 brawl in bar fight at American Legion Hall

"It was very chaotic to the point where officers were asking for more officers to respond so they could safely intervene in the aggressive crowd that was actively fighting"

Wine country ablaze

"When I started loading stuff into the car, it was a hell-storm of smoke and ash. There were 30- to 40-mph winds. I couldn't even breathe, so I ran back to the unit to get Marissa. It was so smoky I went to the wrong unit. When I found her I said, 'Forget it, let's just go.' It went from being an annoying evacuation to something really scary"

Man, 31, dies from rattlesnake bite on Colorado trail

Initially was conscious and lucid but started to say he was having trouble breathing about 30 minutes after being bitten and soon went into cardiac arrest

JFK Jr. Brown application: Dad worked in ‘government’

For sale: "The documents came from the estate of an administrator at Brown"

Mandalay Bay unsure what to do about gunman’s suite

Tourist: "I wouldn't want to stay in that room"

Donna Karan, 69, defends Harvey Weinstein, 65

"You look at everything all over the world today and how women are dressing and what they are asking by just presenting themselves the way they do. What are they asking for? Trouble"

Washed up: Roethlisberger, 35, booed over 5 INTs in Pittsburgh

Worst turnover-plagued game since Mark Malone

Napa Valley Wine Train T-bones stretch limo

Apparently stuck on the tracks, no one "seriously injured"

MCD bungles Szechuan condiment promotion

"In some cases, cops were called to deal with irate customers"

Thug, 27, shot in the butt

In good condition

Died: Robert McKay, 86, created Taco Bell’s look

"Taco Bell's architecture of the '60s and '70s remains as one of the most recognizable and iconic designs of the era"

Columnist: Why does Hollywood keep defending Roman Polanski?

"When Polanski was arrested in Zurich in 2009 in a failed attempt by the US to extradite him, more than 100 celebrities signed a petition demanding his release. These included Harrison Ford, David Lynch, Tilda Swinton, Darren Aranofsky, Penelope Cruz, Wes Anderson, and — no surprise — Woody Allen. Harvey Weinstein, another signer, now also faces public allegations of decades-long sexual harassment…"

After 2018, GE eliminating corporate cars for execs

Informed via email

Harvey Weinstein, 65, obviously in heap of hot water

"The Times had a deal with us that they would tell us about the people they had on the record in the story, so we could respond appropriately, but they didn't live up to the bargain"

Former German actress, 71, accuses Polanski, 84, of ’72 rape

"My mother would have had a heart attack. I felt ashamed and embarrassed and lost and solo … This had an influence on all of my life"

Patriots defense last in yards, 31st in NFL in points allowed

"Communication has been the go-to explanation"

Immelt, 61, exits early as GE chairman

"The CEO transition has proceeded smoothly"

13%: Manhattan’s apartment sales highest in 2 years

But "driven by slightly softer prices, especially at the high end"

Faculty member blamed for false active-shooter report at USC

"The faculty member has been detained by the LAPD"

Pac-12 teams angry with TV’s late kickoffs

"I just want to say something to our fans: We apologize for these late games. And I'd also like to reiterate it has nothing to do with us or the administration. We want to play at 1 o'clock. It hurts us tremendously in terms of national exposure. No one wants to watch our game on the East Coast that late, and we all know it. We haven't had a kickoff before 5 o'clock this season"

Former Playboy Jet Bunny, 70: ‘I still have my tail. I do’

"You had to get through all that training, you had to be good with people, you had to really know your stuff — and look good while you were doing it"
Liberating: "When we were flying as Jet Bunnies, we made twice as much as the American Airlines flight attendants doing the same thing"

2,700 gallons of sewage overflows from Kalamazoo manhole

Workers fixed within about 3 hours

Dow’s first 8-quarter win streak in 20 years

"Importantly, the Russell 2000 Index has confirmed a breakout above final resistance at its July high, reflecting the expanding breadth behind the rally"

Orange crush: Seema Mody in glasses on ‘Fast Money’

Brings afternoon to dynamite close

2%: Trump’s ambassador to Israel raises eyebrows

"I think the settlements are part of Israel"

Typical Hollywood makeup artist makes $47.60 an hour

Camera operator on big-budget films earn $154,000 a year, per guild rules

After 21 years at station, weathergal leaving to start company

"It's time for me to begin my second chapter as a new force and form. There's really nothing more for me to do here"

Hemp pills, oils make brief appearance at Target.com

"After further review, we have decided to remove it from our assortment"

Man walks into Red Lobster, claims to be Taliban

"Just to make you smile"

Man, 46, sleeping in Snowmass locker room arrested for burglary

"He did not contest my claim that he was trespassing, however, he was concerned that I was charging him with a felony"

Cashier stole at least $13 million, gets 8 years

"This theft didn't start with gambling. This theft started with greed"

20 sites offered in Pittsburgh for Amazon HQ2

"Good starting point"

Sara on fire in New York pink

Big day on 3 shows

David Tepper, 60, charity pledges $3 million for hurricane relief

"Vital to helping these communities recover"

Kelly Evans & Ylan Mui — pair of CNBC superfoxes

Absolutely smokin' in white; buckling knees in olive

Cops open fire on actor portraying bank robbery for film

"He was ... the only one that came out and he was in a ski mask and holding a weapon. Whether it's real or not, you don't know that at the time ... When you're told to do something, the one thing you don't do is turn towards police while you're holding a gun"

Pizza Hut worker ‘basically’ loses job over store gunfight

"I protected (Pizza Hut) like it was my home. I love my job"

Coldplay denied curfew extension for Levi’s Stadium show

"Now the community is paying the price. 4,000 hardworking individuals have lost their right to work, residents have lost out on millions of dollars in revenue, and music lovers have been denied an opportunity to view a world-class concert"

Rock tumbles at El Capitan, killing 1

"It was witnessed by a lot of people"

Hamptons Film Festival to honor Dick Cavett, 80

"Only East Coast film festival to have screened the eventual best-picture winner at the Oscars for the past 7 years in a row"

‘No other region even close’ to Seattle’s home-price growth

11th straight month as nation's hottest housing market

$5.36 million: UCLA No. 1 in revenue from rejected applications

"High school counselors recommend students submit about 8 applications — 2 to 3 'reach' schools, 2 to 3 'target' schools and two to three 'safety' schools"

EFX’s CEO housecleaning seen as ‘political positive’

"Our view has been that the political pressure for Smith's departure was going to be overwhelming so that it would be better for the company to do this in advance of the hearings next week so it could get credit for the action rather than be perceived as bowing to congressional pressure"

Wink Martindale, 83, knocks NFL kneelers who rise for U.K.

"REAL MEN don't take a knee unless they're proposing"

Bizarre: Pgh shop ‘shocked, mystified’ at threats of boycott

Owner's husband served in Vietnam; son did 3 tours in Iraq: "People have come in to the store and said, 'we're never shopping here again.' I didn't know what we had to do with it. I'm not making the connection they're making, so it is difficult for me to understand ... I'm not un-American because I don't sell American flags. That's not my business"
Economics: Nike requires shop to buy 144 Villanueva jerseys to fulfill order

Rick Perry, 67, heckled at Petroleum Council speech

"It upsets me when some guy stands up and says, 'What are you going to do, you're killing people.' No sir. You want to kill people, you take energy away from them and you see how those north African countries will be treated"

OSHA investigating forklift tragedy at AMZN Fulfillment Center

Autopsy results not immediately available

Guns stolen from cop’s car in Oakland as officers eat

"After the meal they discovered a window broken out"

NYC trio tried stealing from Greenwich Saks

"The officer did a great job. He kept them in the store and delayed them for additional personnel to get there and arrest them"

$53 mil. of taxpayer money funded military tributes at sports events

Pittsburgh: "The advertising and promotion the military does with the Steelers to advance its recruiting efforts has no connection to the programs the Steelers have that provide an opportunity for our fans to salute our military veterans and active service members"

SF bookstore closing after 39 years

"We're not really making any profit here ... The city's changing ... In this immediate area, there are condos going up everywhere. It's becoming a condo canyon"

High rents close SF cafe after 20 years

"Rent came up and our lease went up. We just decided not to stay"

NFL players can’t remove flag sticker from helmet

Against league rules

Steelers’ Alejandro Villanueva, 29, leads league in jersey sales

"Only Steelers player who came outside the tunnel during Sunday's national anthem"

Boos in New England

"We were all obviously conflicted. We knew our message would be perceived by a lot of people in a way that wasn't what we were trying to put out"

Pittsburgh creates ‘war room’ for landing Amazon HQ2

"Without this type of collaborative work space, we would not have been able to advance as quickly as we have"
Orlando: "We do have the second-largest university in the country here producing graduates, and big universities nearby, like University of Florida"
Louisville: "Personally, if I see, I'm not looking for a job, but if I were, and I see an Amazon ad '$100,000' plus a year income, I think we will fill all the positions, all the positions around here with everybody that needs a job, and there will be people coming globally"
Virginia: Contracting with McKinsey to prepare proposals
Southfield, Mich.: Pitches ex-Macy's building; "The 3rd and 4th floors could even be used for parking"

Wyoming mayor resigning to take job with Chesapeake Energy

"It's been a pleasure. I think I'll miss it — for a few days"

Drone near Vegas Strip injures woman at pool

"Something just hit her in the leg and we looked over and she just started screaming"

Already over 300,000

Promised to let her "guard down"

Died: Bernie Casey, 78, NFL receiver turned poet, actor

NFL reality: "When that sojourn is over and you're 32 or something, when most people are just beginning to understand who they are, what they can do and what life is all about, you have been considered in the world of sports a dinosaur. From that point on, it's a downward spiral into the abyss of non-consideration and obscurity and a lot of other things that they never recover from. I want to think in my instance, it's the beginning. There's a lot of life left after 32"

Gary, Indiana, trying to land AMZN’s 2nd headquarters

$9,500 ad in NYT

Grinnell College endowment performance trounces Harvard

18% vs. 8%; Ivy Leaguer admits "structural problems": "The opportunity to improve this is what attracted me to the leadership role of Harvard Management Company. The endowment's returns are a symptom of deep structural problems at HMC and the resultant significant issues in the portfolio"

$4.5 billion: Big D boasts world’s most valuable team

Forbes: "The Cowboys generate more than $150 million annually from sponsors. ... The practice facility alone had $20 million in sponsor revenue last season — more than some teams generate overall from sponsors"
League: Operating profits were a record $101 million per team last season, with every team north of $40 million
Pittsburgh: Steelers check in ranked 16th, $2.45 billion

Emmy TV ratings barely avoid all-time low

Paper: "In the key demo of adults 18-49, this year's show did bottom out, slipping 10 percent from a 2.7 rating to a 2.5 rating. Overnight ratings are naturally below those of NBC's 'Sunday Night Football,' which took a 12.6 overnight rating among households"

Died: Mitchell Flint, 94, American helped start Israeli Air Force

"He was a humble man who did what he did and never looked for glory. He was proud of what he did until the very end"

Retired AP legend: Release Leslie Van Houten, 68

"The ultimate decision rests with Gov. Jerry Brown, who in 2016 said Van Houten posed 'an unreasonable risk to society.' That wasn't true then, and it's not true now. … I've now visited Van Houten 4 times. We sit outside at picnic tables with other inmates, and our conversations typically last 3 to 4 hours. And, yes, we talk about the crimes and the Manson family, though in shorthand since we both know the details by heart"

On fire

210 target follows Evercore's 250

New sheriff in town: Buffett’s son Howard, 62, takes Illinois post

"I'll be in the office or on the road every day. And when I say every day, I'm going to try for seven days a week"

South Florida stunner: Contessa Brewer in Miami

Shades, sun, serious reporting

2 pairs of trip wires found by bicyclists in Portland

"This is not a laughing matter"

Sara mesmerizes in hunter green on ‘Closing Bell’

Trump, crude, cord-cutting, Tesla, Equifax, robot taxes …

Equifax used ‘admin’ as login, password for database

"What I can tell you is that we fixed the vulnerability immediately upon learning of it, and that this internal portal has not been in use since 2013"

Oakland’s oldest kosher bakery bounces back

Paper: "Because Tobis believes non-Jews often see kosher food as off limits, he wants to help spread the word about how delicious Jewish food, and desserts, are. In the era where consumers are looking for signs that food has a certain level of quality — from certified organic to certified GMO-free — he thinks certified kosher has the potential to rise to the forefront"

Back-to-back days! Seema opts for 2 outfits

Knee-buckling sophistication with glasses

Motel 6 employees won’t call immigration on guests

"This was implemented at the local level without the knowledge of senior management. When we became aware of it last week, it was discontinued"

Market bets against retail at highest level since Lehman

"The reason for the negative sentiment towards retail stocks is obviously the 'Death by Amazon' trade as well as the shift in consumer preferences towards experiences over products"

Seema Mody: 2 outfits, 1 day

Stuns in red sleeveless in a.m., caps day in new light-gray look

Patriots defense ‘intently’ watches Saints on Monday

"I'm sure they're as hungry as us. We're both 0-1 now. They're going to get to work. It's their home opener. Whatever I saw on Monday night, I don't expect to see that. Drew Brees is just like Tom. I expect them to be explosive, just like they always are"

JWN unconcerned about opening new stores

"We were opening stores in 2008 when people would ask us the same question and some of those stores were our most successful store openings we've ever had. Maybe not that first month, but if you take the long-term view, we think being in the right locations, close to our best customers, is the right strategy, regardless of what kind of cycle we're in"

69 recalled Volkswagens stolen from Silverdome lot

"There's a possibility it's an inside job"

Mnuchin, 54, requested $25,000/hour government jet for honeymoon

Claims security reasons

Columnist aghast: Nebraska won’t play day after Thanksgiving

"Unbelievable ... Let's be glad Bob Devaney wasn't opposed to playing on Thanksgiving Day. The day of the game helped make an iconic game stand the test of time"

New Jersey trooper, 37, admits asking women out while on duty

"Will be banned from public office"

North Korean hackers trying to steal bitcoins

FireEye logged the suspicious activity

Olivia de Havilland, 101, wants speedy trial in ‘Feud’ suit

Paper: "In court papers, neither side addresses the conflict between one California law that speeds up litigation and another California law that slows it down"

Bar owner says 20 shots fired outside tavern came as surprise

"It was a very quiet night in the bar and there was no indication there would be any trouble. Closing time came and everyone left, and that's when all hell broke loose. I have to believe, from the looks of it, that somebody probably knew that someone would be coming out of the bar at closing time and they had a grudge or something"
Silent: "Responding officers saw about 20 people standing on the corner and asked if they heard or saw anything. Not one said they had"

UAL airport tug driver nearly struck by lightning

Was towing an empty plane

Fewer speeding tickets called ‘good news story’

But: Photo radar reserve projected to be $8.9 million ... council has already committed $9.1 million to various projects

Neighbor arrested for blaring music at HBO production

Paper: "A police officer approached him to discuss a noise complaint against him. Shcherban told the officer that they would need a warrant to do anything about it, and within 30 minutes, three detectives appeared at his door, warrant in hand. It took more than 15 minutes for Shcherban to respond to the detectives after receiving multiple warnings that his door would be broken down if necessary. He was escorted out of his home and into a police car, as the film crew watched the dramatic scene"
Common: Stephen King's "It" filmed at site 42 days last year
Film crew member: "Serves him right. We've put billions into the Toronto film industry in the last decade"

Steph Curry, 29, had ‘conversation’ with Kevin Durant, 28, about UA

"I told him that he has a certain opinion based on his experience growing up in the Nike business ... he's entitled to that opinion obviously. ... But when it comes to what I'm trying to do with Under Armour, and what the Curry brand means and what Under Armour basketball means, that statement does not ring true at all"

7 students accused of looting visiting team’s locker room

Door was unlocked, and police were unsure who had left it unlocked

Christie Brinkley sensational at 63 watching U.S. Open final

July: Open to finding love with the "right person"

CNBC superfox Ylan Mui in red from D.C.

Bonus: Seema in jacket at NYSE

Kelly Evans regrets putting 6 SSN digits on Equifax site

Gorjus CNBC superfox Aditi Roy: "One warning: The company has set up a website for customers who might be impacted. One source however tells me that the site itself also might have some security issues, so be careful if you have to enter your information there"
Bill: "Oh boy."
Kelly: "OK, Aditi, I just entered my information there. Uh, um, What kind of secur- I mean, you know, I was wondering about this, I'm thinking, 'that's 6 digits of my SSN and my name, and now I've turned it over.' And, and you're te- can I go back in time like 90 seconds or something?"
Aditi: "One of the issues with this, is that, you can't put it back, it's like Pandora's box. Is that, once that information's out there, it's out there, and if it has been corrupted, uh, it's out there, you know, for the highest possible bidder on the dark web"
Bill: "I will say, a few people at CNBC back at HQ received emails this morning, telling them that they've been affected. They got it from Equifax itself"

Are the Patriots done?

"There are red flags all over the field. The Patriots looked slow on defense and out of sync on defense ... Julian Edelman's absence was felt every time Brady dropped back on third down ... it was a performance that made February's masterpiece in Houston feel like ancient history"

Pro surfer, 16, dies catching a wave during Irma

Had just said, "I just got the best wave of my life"

3 Equifax execs sold $2 mil. in shares days after breach

"Had no knowledge that an intrusion had occurred at the time"

Disney employee struck, killed by car in studio lot

Iger: "Other Cast Members witnessed the tragedy, and are understandably very shaken"

SEC claims 2 bought AMZN earnings info from company insider

Boasted on message board that the "numbers are so obvious"

Tracking device nabs bank suspect on freeway

Armed with gun, ordered employees, customers to the ground

Bob Seger, 72, may be on last tour of career

Plays Saginaw

Leslie Van Houten, 68, granted parole; up to Jerry, 79

Lawyer: "If he rejects it, we'll go back to court. I'm not going away, and she's going home"

SBUX drive-thru causing traffic backups

Scraped fenders in narrow lane: "It's a mess"

Trio of armed thugs rob Target at closing time

"Our biggest concern is, why this place? Why that time of night? Why Emeryville? Of all the targets in the Bay Area, we don't particularly see that location as a soft target area"

Man tried robbing armored truck in hazmat suit

Bail at $10,000 cash

High school team’s locker room burglarized during football game

"We don't know the exact number of items taken"

Nurses suspended after viewing man’s body parts

A tip said the nurses disciplined admired the size of the deceased patient's genitals and at one point opened a body bag to view parts of the body

Man, 51, run over, killed teaching 11-year-old son to drive

Police don't expect to file charges

Dollar store’s shopping-cart locks confusing Vegas customers

"Some walked away in frustration when discovering the carts were locked. Others thought they were being charged 25 cents to use a cart ... For now, the store is providing quarters to shoppers who don't have one"

Success: NFLX gains publicity with ‘Joke’ billboards

"Social media users in New York and Los Angeles posted photographs ..."

Gene Munster: AAPL could fall 10% after launch

"The biggest run-ups it's had going into a product cycle would suggest, typically, that you have a tail-off. And I would expect the same thing"

Texas woman warns looters she’ll do more than shoot

"We'll slit your throat, crush your skull, and burn you alive! Castration isn't out of the question either. We watch a lot of Game of Thrones"

Saoirse Ronan’s, 23, ‘Lady Bird’ could be Oscar contender

Threads thin needle by making Lady Bird seem difficult but likable

Man, 46, struck and killed by garbage truck

Vehicle remained at the scene

Zika may fight brain cancer, study finds

"Public health concerns will need to be addressed through pre-clinical testing and evaluations of the strains' ability to disseminate or revert to more virulent forms"

Man, 38, accused of damaging vehicle with hand

$300 bail

Man claims he was shot in suburb, but cops question story

Paper: "Investigators checked several locations given by the victim, and spoke to employees at multiple nearby businesses, but were unable to locate a crime scene or any evidence the man was actually shot in the suburb"

Claudia Cardinale, 79, attends funeral for Mireille Darc

Alain Delon also on hand

Jewish deli blasted for Using Nazi imagery on Facebook

"Here's another hard question: have I taken this too far? Maybe. Or maybe I haven't taken it far enough"

Pair of thugs, 24 and 30, shot in the butt

Male fires shots, runs north

Bill Belichick, 65, wears University of Houston hat

"I just wanted to let them know we're thinking about them"

Died: Richard Anderson, 91, Oscar Goldman in ‘Six Million’

Had simultaneous role in "The Bionic Woman"; 188 credits
Twice married daughters of Hollywood legends: "Norma Shearer was very nice to me; she liked and respected me. She gave us a party when (Katherine Thalberg and I) were married — Judy Garland was one of the guests. Norma had a house on the beach, and when we visited her, she would talk about her career and how she ‘had it all’ at one time. She won a best actress Oscar, and we still have it"

High school supt. will make $290,672, minimum 1.5% CPI raises

Resident: "The dollar amounts are obscene. How much more can we afford?"

High school honors Ice Bucket inspirer Pete Frates, 32

"As I read the Headmaster’s letter that delivered the good news, the tears started to flow. There is no way I could ever express how unbelievably thankful I am"
Paper: "Out of more than 14,000 alumni in the school’s 110-year history, only one receives the distinction per year, and the school had never retired a jersey before Frates’s"

L.A. Times up to 7th Trump-sucks editorial

Latest: "These are not normal times. The man in the White House is reckless and unmanageable, a danger to the Constitution, a threat to our democratic institutions ..."

Lance Armstrong’s old bike stolen from sheriff’s porch

"You drop it off some place, I'll come pick it up, no questions asked"

Teary San Antonio anchor defends colleague's walk-off assist

"I think some viewers may have thought he was being insensitive but he wasn’t at all! When I knew I wasn’t going to be able to read, I grabbed his arm for help. He jumped right in and helped me get off the set to go check on my family. It may have seemed abrupt, but we were in the middle of breaking news and the show must go on"

Homeless Bay Area professor struggles living out of her car

"With what I make at San Jose State, I can’t pay $2,000-a-month rent. Can’t do it"

$8,000 in AAPL merchandise in car in Greenwich stop

Ran red light: "The property was in unopened packages"
Police said they found a device used by shoplifters to deter store-security measures

Kathy Griffin, 56, retracts apology over Trump head skit

"So the picture happened, the outrage was ridiculous, I made an apology, and now in light of all the crazy stuff that he and this administration are doing ... He's unhinged"
June 2: "That apology absolutely stands. I feel horrible ... I've had everybody turn on me ... so I screwed up ... I don't think I will have a career after this ... He broke me ... I apologized because that was the right thing to do; I meant it ..."

Hisses in SF at Dianne Feinstein, 84, over Trump comments

"The question is whether he can learn and change. If so, I believe he can be a good president"

Best Buy sorry, says $40 cases of Houston water were ‘big mistake’

"This was a big mistake on the part of a few employees at one store on Friday ... We're sorry and it won't happen again. Not as an excuse but as an explanation, we don't typically sell cases of water. The mistake was made when employees priced a case of water using the single-bottle price for each bottle in the case"

Los Angeles poised to rename Columbus Day

"This is one of those issues where I think all [council] members will search their souls. Every one. I would anticipate that this vote will be a total gut-and-heart vote"

Semi driver unaware for 7 miles he lost trailer with AMZN packages

Another truck had sideswiped driver's-side mirror

U. of Illinois chancellor: Dropping ‘war chant’ my call

A.D.: "We're bigger than the war chant"
Admits: Fans fear "this is the beginning of what's next"

Thug, 35, shot in the butt

Sidewalk attack

How can world respond to N. Korea aside from militarily?

"China has already voted to strengthen economic sanctions to the maximum point that the UN collectively, and China specifically, would find politically tolerable"

Died: Mireille Darc, sex symbol of 1960s French cinema, 79

Chose stage name in reference to Joan of Arc

TheStreet.com headline is ‘Houston, We Have a Problem’

Gee, that's never been done before

La. volunteers attacked trying to help Harvey victims

"It wasn't a surprise because we had some of the same things happen in the past. you got a very limited number of people out there who would do something like that. We were hoping that it wouldn't happen, but it did"

Houston drag queen raises nearly $400 on Facebook Live

"As long as this video continues to be shared, people are watching, and donations are coming in, I'll be here. The more people who see, the more will donate. I'm not planning on stopping anytime soon"

Whole Foods employees work late before Amazon launch

"It's going to be a long night"
Non-employees with "visitor" badges might've been Amazon staff

Under Armour signs deal with Johns Hopkins

Lacrosse teams previously wore Nike

Nike creates all-maize uniforms for U. of Michigan

Team wore maize jersey once before, in 1928 against Naval Academy

Houston TV station fights to get back on-air amid flooding

"KHOU Reporter Brandi Smith was live on the air when she noticed a van heading for deep water. She got the attention of a nearby tow truck driver, and together they pulled the driver from the vehicle"

Contessa Brewer in ponytail leads stellar CNBC Texas coverage

In the heart of Houston with Ted Cruz

Seema Mody on fire in white/light blue ensemble

New week off to great start

Uniform outrage: Yankees put names on hideous MLB duds

Writer defends: In 1913, "they moved to the Polo Grounds, dropping the pinstripes and taking the name 'Yankees.' 2 years later, the stripes were back but the famous 'NY' was removed because of a dispute with the NYPD. It stayed off the uniform until 1936. Babe Ruth, who joined the team in 1919 and left in 1934, never actually wore the interlocking NY on his chest"

Jackie DeAngelis cute in CNBC storm gear in Texas

"We've moved to the balcony because some of these winds are so, uh, strong that they've, kind of were throwing my frame around at this point"

Deirdre Bosa devastating in white in San Francisco

Pronounces soft "I" in "Immelt"

University of Michigan refuses to sell alcohol at football games

Ohio State began in 2016, touted more than $1 million revenue
"We are aware of what others are doing"

AMZN occupies 19% of all Seattle ‘Prime’ office space, leads U.S.

More than the next 40 biggest employers in city combined
Paper: "The company now employs about 40,000 employees in Seattle, up from 5,000 in 2010. Now it is by far the largest employer in the city. Under Amazon's current plans, there will be room in Seattle for more than 55,000 Amazonians at the beginning of next decade"

U. of Illinois students swamped with phishing scam

"We've seen this fax attack before. The fax is actually a piece of malware called TrickBot. What it's trying to do is steal passwords ... people may have received that email, but if we blocked it in time all they would open is a harmless text file ... That name that people recognize is what made this a dangerous and tricky phishing attack ... It wasn't from a stranger or random-looking email account, but people we all interact with. I got emails for people I interact with every single day"

WSJ editor chides reporters over Trump coverage

"Sorry. This is commentary dressed up as news reporting"

Shark bites paddleboard, closing Cape Cod beach

Quickly swam away

Out of this galaxy — Seema & Sara devastating on ‘Fast Money’

Closing the day on a high note

ESPN switches broadcaster Robert Lee from game in Va.

"We collectively made the decision with Robert to switch games as the tragic events in Charlottesville were unfolding, simply because of the coincidence of his name ... It's a shame that this is even a topic of conversation and we regret that who calls play by play for a football game has become an issue"
Announcer: "More comfortable" not doing the assignment

Some actually believe Congress will tinker with mortgage deduction

Diana Olick: "Long been considered politically untouchable — until now"

‘Chaos’ after VFW’s $1.59 million raffle canceled

"We were informed at 12:30 that we were in violation of a state statute, it has to do with the city having a licensing ordinance for all raffles"
How did Gaming Board find out? "I'm just not going to answer to that"
Critic: "I don't expect people to know the law. I expect people to look up the law"
Town: "If we had to look into every raffle, we wouldn't get work done"

Assault at gas station over 99-cent drink

Clerk turned off customer's prepaid gas until beverage was paid in full

Cops: 4 brothers stole $125,000 in mountain bikes in 3 months

"It was very frustrating to see on social media that our community had the impression that we were not conducting any type of special investigations or bait bike operations. In reality, we were doing all that and more"

Wilfred Frost estimates Tuesday’s suit cost $700

Wilf: "I don't know, 700"
Kelly: "I didn't know if you're gonna go for it. Explosive information!"
Wilf: "I don't know exactly. ... It's not super expensive"
Kelly: "Maybe not for your job. But for a suit, in general, you know, not that I know; I don't know these things"

I love L.A.: Ross Levinsohn, 54, lands new post as Times publisher

Not many specifics: "My aspiration is to draw upon the incredible amount of work that has been done here and broaden it. In my adult life, there has never been a more important time for journalism, for facts and for reporting. We have incredible change going on in the world"
But: "There is no silver bullet here"
Paper chase: "He's got to build a team with a digital-first mindset"
4 canned to make room: "People are reeling (from) the depth of the cuts. It's one thing to replace the top editor, but 4 top editors?"
Bio: B.A., communications from The American University

Angie, 42, leaves Target with kids over lack of hot dogs

"The kids were disappointed, so they all left"
"One weird thing is that Angie was totally bundled up in a big sweater, and it was probably 85 or 90 degrees out"

Vikings coach, 61, misses eclipse because of indoor practice

"I can watch it on CNN or something, I guess"

CNBCers miss out on eclipse at cloudy Englewood Cliffs

Michelle: "This is a lesson. If you travel and spend a lot of money to get to an eclipse, and there's cloud cover, boy, you're mad. You're bummed"
Sully: "We did not make eclipses great again"
Tyler: "No. But I'll tell ya, it is darker than just cloudy. It is distinctly darker and cooler than it was 45 minutes ago"
Michelle: "Contessa, it is such a big deal, BOTH our bosses are outside right now to watch"
Tyler: "They came out; they saw their shadows"
Contessa: "All the plans went out the window within the last week or so. I talked to a CEO, uh, COO, who said they were planning a huge party with Sunkists and Moon Pies, and then 2 things happened: 1, They realized that the traffic mad dash with a million extra people in South Carolina was going to keep their employees on the clock with overtime running, 2) is that their lawyers said if people get their eyes damaged by looking at the sun at a company-sponsored event, the company would have liability. And so the CEO shrugged his shoulders and said 'All right, everybody gets the day off'"
Sully: "We haven't had this kind of eclipse since 1978"
Contessa: "Was I even alive then?"
Cute: Michelle in goggles, Contessa in sneakers

Icahn, 81, bolts Trump, 71, as CEOs flee in droves

"I chose to end this arrangement (with your blessing) because I did not want partisan bickering about my role to in any way cloud your administration or Ms. Rao's important work"

Red Sox owner, 67, wants to drop name of Yawkey Way

Paper: "An inescapable, significant and enduring part of the Yawkey legacy is a racist one, and Yawkey — a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame — oversaw the 12-season stretch from 1947-58, in which the Red Sox watched every other team in Major League Baseball integrate before they became the last club to do so in 1959"
John Henry: "I discussed this a number of times with the previous mayoral administration and they did not want to open what they saw as a can of worms. There are a number of buildings and institutions that bear the same name. The sale of the Red Sox by John Harrington helped to fund a number of very good works in the city done by the Yawkey Foundation (we had no control over where any monies were spent). The Yawkey Foundation has done a lot of great things over the years that have nothing to do with our history"

Did woman, 24, exploit Lowe’s web ‘weakness’
to steal ... or is she just a smart shopper?

"Buying things at a big discount and selling them is not illegal"
"Other items — like $2,500 worth of Victoria Secret underwear — were found in the home but are not sold at Lowe's ... authorities were continuing to investigate"

No. 1 — $26 million

Jen runner-up at $25.5 million

CNBC struggles with 2 words in early morning graphic

But Carolin show-stopping in magenta

Costco’s golf ball lawsuit heats up

"Must be equal to or better than the national brands"

John Lasseter, 60, receiving Disney Lifetime Achievement Award

"I'm honored to be receiving the Diane Disney Miller Lifetime Achievement Award. Diane was an incredible person and an incredible champion of her father's legacy"

Weekend visitation canceled at all Florida prisons

"Credible intelligence indicating that small groups of inmates at several institutions may attempt to disrupt operations and impact safety and security"

Calls for changeover on CNBC

Stephen Weiss: "He should resign"
Jim Lebenthal: "That's exactly right … we need new leadership"

Knucklehead, 32, rams 2 cars at Bentley dealer; $500K damage

Not slept in about 3 days; might have suffered panic attack

‘Zero’ chance of Lake Mead water shortage

Only 31% possibility in 2019

Ex-Jefferson Starship guitarist, 62, can sue band

Paper: "After Kantner’s death in January 2016, Chaquico — who had left the group in 1990 — sued the remaining members, saying the agreement to use the band’s former name had perished along with Kantner"

Drunkard, 36, ignites gasoline fire on neighbor’s lawn: cops

"I'm trying to figure out why someone would want to kill me over a swear word"

Kevin Plank, 45, exits Trump manufacturing council

Company "engages in innovation and sports, not politics"
Ex-MCD CEO: Trump "lost a bit of a fan in me"

Man, 92, eager for eclipse

Last one in 1979: "It came all of a sudden on us and I missed it"

Connecticut aiming at businesses that use ‘zappers’

"I just think we have reached a point of saying to the people of the state of Connecticut that if there is $200 million or $300 million that is not being remitted ... we have an obligation to the rest of the taxpayers of the state to make those people live by the same rules that everybody else is living by"

Viewer contacts TV station about dust on Vegas’ Luxor

Extreme heat, rain limiting window washers' time

University of Illinois to use single logo

Column "I," used by nonathletics since 1997, will be retired

Val Kilmer, 57, in Tombstone for Doc Holli-Days

Not participating in gunfight re-enactments

Steelers’ T.J. Watt gets 2 sacks on opponent’s first 2 pass plays

"Phenomenal. From time he's come in, OTAs and training camp, he hasn't been overwhelmed by any day. You saw it out here today; the first two pass rushes he gets, he gets sacks on and played a phenomenal game"

Died: Alan Peckolick, 76, designed GM logo

"Basically, for me, if a word was a beautiful word, it wasn't the sound of the word that intrigued me but the look of the word. I saw each letterform as a piece of design. Cat is not 'cat' — it's c-a-t. That's what led to the beginning of the expressive topography"

More than 100 Applebees, up to 25 IHOPs to close

"We are investing in the empowerment of our brands by improving overall franchisee financial health, closing underperforming restaurants and enhancing the supply chain"

I-280 lanes blocked at rush hour by crashed garbage truck

"Vehicles are driving all over, trying to get off the freeway"

Man sunk in corn 2 hours walks out of grain bin

Hole was cut to allow the corn to spill out onto ground

Couple pose as homebuyers to steal at open houses: cops

Walked through homes, stole jewelry and other items

Thug, 20, shot in the butt

"10 minutes later, another man was shot in the same neighborhood"

ESPN drag

Cable division operating income down 23%

Died: Jake Highton, 86, fearsome journalism professor

"He was as subtle as a chainsaw, but he never forgot a student"
"If you got a B in his class you had a special place in heaven. If you got an A, you went straight to heaven"

Seattle adding cars as fast as people

"Among the 10 most densely populated big cities, Seattle easily has the most cars per capita — even more than Los Angeles"

Alaskans making $10,000 renting cars, RV over internet

"I haven't seen any drawbacks so far, but I've only just started doing this"
RV for $200 a night: "It rented for a month and a half straight"

$78,000 debt for a Harvard theater degree

Yale averages $14,000

Socialite daughter, 21, of ballet greats busted for burglaries

Paper: "Featured in a 2013 Vanity Fair portrait gallery of 'debutantes' pictured at the annual Paris fashion who’s who event ... also contributed an article to Teen Vogue in 2015 about the importance of taking a gap year titled 'How I Took a Year Off Before Starting College, and Why You Should Too'"

Oahu condo prices soar to record $425,000

"It's like an escalator. It's going up and up and up at a really constant rate. It has been doing that for about 5 years here on Oahu"

Violent crime on Vegas Strip up 13% y-o-y, down since March

"The vision of the station is to crush crime and care about the community and we take that literally"
"We're going to do our damnest to make sure those crime numbers go in the right direction"

Was cop getting carbon monoxide from Ford squad car?

"He'd been having headaches for a while and sleepy when driving the vehicle. Took a vacation for about a week and didn't have that problem. Came back and he had it again"

Apartment resident, 33, opens fire at armed intruder, 52

Not being detained because he acted in self-defense of his unit

NFL Hall of Fame Game ratings match NBA, baseball playoffs

"The Major League Baseball playoffs, with both the Chicago Cubs and Cleveland Indians making gripping runs to the World Series, had only 1 game with better ratings than Thursday's meaningless Hall of Fame game"

TGIF: Sara in red

Coffee mug ready to go for "Worldwide Exchange"

‘The Job Interview’ headlines CNBC fall primetime lineup

Season 12 of "American Greed" in the works; "Empires of New York" in development

Scoop of ice cream too expensive for the poor in Greenwich

Low-income residents "won't be able to live in Old Greenwich. They won't be able to afford shopping at Kings — maybe a slice of pizza at Acadia or Dunkin Donuts. They couldn't even get a scoop of ice cream at Darlene's. Not saying they don't deserve it. But everything is high"

Woman guns down thug, 27, who entered home at 2:30 a.m.

"It was either him or me and I wasn't going, my kids weren't going to get hurt and they weren't going to see me get hurt"
Neighbor: "There was nothing that would make you think (you) got to keep your eye out for her"
Cops: "Don't normally respond to calls in this area"
Grateful: "I thank God it played out the way it did. I hate that someone had to lose their life, but he shouldn't have come and brought his a-- in my house, excuse my language"
Husband on remaining suspect: "They better catch him before I get them"

Woman catches man digging in SoCal trash cans for papers

"I pull up and I see this stranger going through my neighbor's trash. I was shocked because it's my neighborhood and those are my neighbors and I was concerned because of identity theft and anything that goes along with somebody stealing your personal papers ... It was kind of weird that he grabbed a postcard, he read it, and then put it in his pocket, and he just kept going through paperwork ... It happens all the time, all hours, different people going through the trash, picking up cans, picking up god knows what ..."

Did female deputy collect drug debt for inmate?

"We don't know at this point if it was any sort of a romantic relationship or just a business relationship. I can tell you, and you know well, any relationship is unacceptable … We're human. We had lives before we start our career. It's up to us to end those relationships when we choose to get into this profession. Clearly in this case that didn't occur"

Student, 15, gets perfect ACT score, 36

Less than 1/10th of 1%

Justine Bateman, 51, congratulates Delta gate agent

"just did a very good job of handling the situation/passengers of a delayed flight at MSP"

‘Twelve O’Clock High’ actress, 95, in court in Va. traffic fiasco

Paper: "As she was began to ease out of a parking space, she mistakenly hit the gas, rapidly accelerating in reverse … The result was more than $50,000 in damage to 5 vehicles and Target property, including $25,000 to Manherz's Cadillac"

Kate Upton, 25, ‘delaying everything’ about Verlander, 34, wedding

"The planning process is really difficult. All of my friends. I'm so sick of answering their questions. They're like, 'can I have this, can I have that, can I bring this plus-one. I'm like, no, you just met her"

Killed off: Harvard Law guide lists Scaramucci, 53, as dead

Associated Press: "The directory included an asterisk next to Scaramucci's name indicating that he had been reported dead since the previous edition was released in 2011"
"The error will be corrected in subsequent editions"

Aspen-area maid accused of stealing for 3rd time

$800 in cash had gone missing 2 days before
Seen on camera opening money drawer "with a towel in a manner consistent with someone trying to conceal fingerprints"
Coffee: Lone Starbucks in Aspen closing

Farmers with unmanned stand learn lesson about human nature

"I'd stock the stand with $100 of produce in the morning and at the end of the day, there'd be $2 in the lockbox. This would go on day after day … We tried everything. We had framed pictures of my kids, and a sign that said we depend on this money to feed our kids. Please don't steal"
Paper: "The camera he installed caught pictures of a woman wearing a bathing suit who would come day after day to the stand, filling big bags with produce: 10 or 12 quarts of peas, 6 to 8 pounds of beets. And she would leave just a dollar or two behind"

Died: Jeanne Moreau, 89, New Wave star of ‘Jules and Jim’

Time magazine cover in 1965; honorary Oscar in 1998
Orson Welles: "The greatest actress in the world"

Greenwich Country Day Middle School demolition in progress

Paper: "Educators of many grades will use the construction as a 'teaching tool' throughout the year, Rohdie said. 'We're going to bring 3rd-graders in there and show them how a building stands up,' he said. 'It will be a good learning experience and that's capitalizing on the teachable moment'"

Woman, 27, filing complaint about police steals officer’s gun: cops

Seen on surveillance camera

Man, 20, fatally shot at sandpit target-practice session

Paper: "6 men were participating when one of their rifles jammed. 2 friends were working to clear the jam when Gallant walked into the line of fire and was shot accidentally from about 4-5 away"


Sully: "Friendly with many of us … Anthony obviously giving perhaps an unfortunate interview to the New Yorker magazine's Ryan Lizza in which he, uh, used some choice language … maybe the most short-lived tenure of any communications director in the White House"
Melissa: "Remember that initial White House press briefing in which he took the lectern and basically wowed a lot of people, they really thought that, uh, Scaramucci had done an excellent job, that initial day, uh, and then it seemed to be sort of a descent from there"
Tyler: "This sounds like, Mr. Scaramucci, meet General Kelly. Mr. General Kelly, meet Mr. Scaramucci. And that does sounds like it did not go well"
Kayla: "You can bet that this is going to be toward the top of the list of the questions that (Sarah Huckabee Sanders) will be receiving … His appointment in the beginning ruffled feathers … at first the president really liked it, but then when Anthony Scaramucci became the story … reports in Page 6 in the New York Post about his family drama"
John Harwood: "The likeliest scenario, that, uh this is something that John Kelly, uh, who means to impose discipline on the White House staff, uh, insisted upon … Obviously in any normal White House, he would've been fired as soon as that interview took place"
Kayla: Kelly "is definitely not someone that if you are in the White House you want to be messing with"
Tony Fratto: "You can't parachute into those jobs any more than I can parachute into being a hedge fund manager"
Melissa: "It's simply bad judgment isn't it"
Pat Buchanan: Kelly "basically was repelled by what Scaramucci said and the way he said it … and he exercised immediate and swift and decisive command … I think it's an extremely healthy sign of the potential of the general ... his first step was dramatic and impressive and correct"
Sully: "President Obama went through 4 chiefs of staff in 4 years … and that was a record by the way"
John: "This is, um, a disorderly White House from the top, and that's really the problem"
Sully: "Robert Costa tweeting right now saying uh that uh apparently according to his sources the president did not like the vulgarity in the New Yorker article … He does not drink, he does not smoke, he does not necessarily curse … "

SNAP judgment: Seema devastating in royal blue

Knee-buckling morning on "Worldwide Exchange"

$478,000: Italian poster for ‘Casablanca’ ties record

Matches 2014 price for "London After Midnight," 1927 Chaney film

Man, 54, sued over half of $1.24 mil. jackpot wins case 11-1

Back to Bossier City casino: "I ain't going to change nothing I do"
Paper: "Throughout the 4-day trial, it became clear that neither Cutbirth nor the Newmans have any of the money left ... Lacey Newman testified that she bought a $63,000 truck for herself the day she returned from Louisiana and a $41,000 truck that she gave to a friend. She later asked the friend to give the truck back, which he did"

‘More and more’ saying Keystone Pipeline unnecessary

"The biggest fake news story of the year ... Too much time has passed, too much controversy, the economics no longer work, and the need is far less"

Angelina, 42, disputed Vanity Fair account of child audtions

"I am upset that a pretend exercise in an improvisation, from an actual scene in the film, has been written about as if it was a real scenario. The suggestion that real money was taken from a child during an audition is false and upsetting"

Home with ‘For Sale’ sign catches fire 2 straight days

"She's very lucky the dog woke her up ... He probably saved her life"

$500 billion

Behind only AAPL, GOOGL, MSFT

Firefighters chop off head of boa wrapped around owner’s neck

"The snake wouldn't release. Because of how close it was wrapped around her, there were no other options, from what I understand"

Beach residents complain: Tourists pooping everywhere

"They're using the ocean. They're using the dunes. Just a few weeks ago in broad daylight, we saw a gentleman come up behind this bush and do the No. 2, unfortunately. … I sit on my deck, and we see at least 10 to 15 people a day, minimum, at that's when I'm outside"

Scaramucci made $88,000 as Fox Business contributor

Mets stake worth up to $5 mil.; net worth between $44.8-$64.3 million

China forces propaganda film on 45% of nation’s movie screens

"We have been trying to negotiate a lower screen share, because 45% will be very difficult to reach and could seriously hurt our revenue for the weekend"

Thug, 23, pulls gun at gas station, gets shot, run over

Paper: "A man working at the gas station ran outside and fired a shot at the Audi while it was driving off, according to police reports. He ran over, picked up the 23-year-old man's gun and tossed it back into the Hyundai. He talked to someone inside the Hyundai, which sped off before police officers arrived"

Pepsi unafraid of ‘Redskins,’ makes long-term deal with team

"The way we look at this, it's a team and league decision in our perspective. And we certainly respect the Supreme Court's ruling on it"

Annoying commercial sinks in with Chicago alderman

Paper: "Ald. Ricardo Munoz (22nd) talked about the television commercial that shows robbers storming into a bank and quotes a security guard as saying, 'I'm just a monitor.' Turning to the officers, Munoz said, 'You are not monitors. … We are not gonna stand here and just allow the unilateral move to make them monitors'"

John Elway, 57, agrees to 5-year extension running Broncos

"Fully expected" to top the $3.75 million salary of Ozzie Newsome
Results: "He's got more leverage than any GM has had in quite a long time, because what were the Broncos like before he got there? There was a bit of a lull before he got there, and it's kind of hard to argue with the on-field success"

Mayor reports getting threats after property-tax increase

"They're not being rational"
Rage: One resident "charged up to his front door"

The New Comeback Kid: Scaramucci at White House

SkyBridge: Struggled to downplay concerns HNA, RON were buying influence
Davos: Tripped up by meeting with head of sanctioned Russian fund
Resurgence: Taking on CNN, winning was the "clincher"
Friday: "I love these guys; I respect these guys … The president has really good karma, O.K.? And the world turns back to him. He's genuinely a wonderful human being" … air-kiss to reporters …

Vegas tavern owner will let O.J. return for a meal

"If he wants to come and sit down as a guest, we'll treat him as a guest. I certainly don't look at him as a celebrity — not in my eyes. He's an ex-con"
"Always polite, never out of line, and he never got drunk"
Case fatigue: "It's a waste of time. That's it"

Reality show camera crew robbed at gunpoint in Oakland

Paper: "He said he was aware of photographers and film and television crews robbed in Oakland and other cities before but did not think his crew would need security since they shot mostly during the day with large groups of people present"


"As a family, we recognize he is not a perfect man … But he has done his best"

Thug, 20, threatens to open fire at Steak N Shake over wrong order

"He was behind the counter, and he was threatening them. He was cussing, talking about how he's going to have somebody up he wanted his money back, we thought he was a worker that wanted his money ... I was scared, and I was panicking because people come and shoot stuff up every day at restaurants"
Cops: "He entered the restricted area of the kitchen to 'deal' with who he suspected prepared his food ... We hope he realizes at Hotel SEPD, we do not take special orders"

CNBC struggles to correctly spell ‘Lloyd’

"Judge" Scott Wapner: "They are likely watching uh right now"

Town to remove banners that ‘dishonor’ U.S. flag

They don't depict flag in mirror image on either side: "It's dishonoring to the flag and our country and what it stands for"
Woman, 79, funded banners in 2011 with $15,000 of own money: "Very underhanded and very disrespectful" for council to take action without notifying her
For 9/11, veterans: "I graduated from high-school in 1956. I knew many young men back then who went to war and were never recognized"

Man, 29, accused of $3.6 million Ponzi scheme

Paper: "Some of the investors confronted Spearman in 2014 when they weren't getting the returns they were promised. He confessed on-camera to the scheme and admitted himself for psychiatric evaluation at a hospital, according to court documents"

Country club searched in Ponzi scheme probe

"We're looking at everything. It appears at this point that it's similar to the Bernie Madoff deal, but not that extreme. I hope it's not what I think it is"

‘Junior Madoff’ facing 10 years for $10 mil. scheme

Collared in Vietnam: "It was a long but very worthwhile prosecution"

McDonald’s worker refused to serve uniformed cop

Paper: "The event was first broadcast online late Thursday through the officer’s wife, whose Facebook post had received more than 2,000 comments and 3,500 shares by Monday”

2 lawsuits claim ‘staggering’ copyright infringement by Spotify

Paper: "In comments to the U.S. Copyright Office and elsewhere, Spotify has acknowledged that identifying and locating the co-authors of each of the tens of millions of copyrighted musical works throughout its streaming platform is a daunting task"

Buy the dip?

AP: "The company says it shut down a location in Sterling, Virginia, on Monday after becoming aware of a 'small number' of reported illnesses. It says it is working with health authorities to understand the cause, but the reported symptoms are consistent with norovirus. Chipotle says it plans to reopen the restaurant Tuesday after a 'complete sanitization'"

Trump name comes down from Toronto hotel

Paper: "The building has been the target of lawsuits from investors who allege that they were led to believe the residential units would generate higher returns, but instead they lost money"

Home Depot fires veteran, 70, for confronting shoplifters

Military training kicked in … threw a paint roller extension pole toward suspects

‘Bubble Basket’ trouble

"The 2nd quarter was a bit of a head-scratcher. Our 5 biggest longs reported earnings that met or exceeded expectations, while our shorts announced earnings that mostly disappointed. Nonetheless, we lost money in the quarter. The bubble basket was particularly frustrating"

‘Hugely anti‑climactic’

"There was no tension, just ennui for the loser, relief for the winner"

Mrs. Mody, you’ve got a (stupendously) gorgeous daughter ...

Seema: "Oregon is known for their sea- for their seafood. My mom's salmon is the best that you will ever have. Maybe you'll have it one day"
Wilf: "Well that would be very nice. Mrs. Mody, if you're watching"
Wilf: "I've learned since I moved here that Oregon's famous for pinor noir"

Selfie causes $200,000 damage at L.A. popup gallery

"Crowns are fragile things. They are symbols of power. Perhaps it's ironic and meaningful that they fell"

Trick Pony in legal battle over band’s name

"We spent the better part of our lives doing what we love — writing, recording and playing music live. Without it and without our fans, there would be no Trick Pony. It was a shot in the gut not only to be told that we could no longer use the name of the band we worked so hard to establish, but that it is someone that was our manager and friend stopping us"

W. Va. gov blames legislature for CNBC’s worst state ranking

"The West Virginia Legislature keeps twiddling their thumbs while our state continues to stay locked in an 'economic death spiral.' The Legislature allowed West Virginia to sink even further down the list of worst states for business because they completely failed to adopt my vision of change. ... The entire world gets it. Why don't they? ... They had the chance to follow my new ideas and go big, but instead, they turned their backs on every West Virginia family. This analysis from CNBC only confirms that what the Legislature is doing is not working, and if we don't do something different, we'll all die 50th"
Ouch: Fewer than 12% over age 25 have a bachelor's

CEO exits 200-year-old pencilmaker Dixon Ticonderoga

ESPN's Lee Corso remains as director of business development

MGM exec, 67, falls down 2 flights of stairs at Aria

"Bobby will make a full recovery and be back at work soon"

Grandson of philanthropists, 38, dies in Calif. plane crash

William Sachs Goldman was an assistant professor at University of San Francisco

Group criticizes ‘Spider-Man’ movie profanity

"According to Movieguide's study, when adjusted for inflation, no superhero film with more than 25 curse words cracks the Top 100 movies in terms of box-office revenue"

Ax-throwing range debuting at Colonial Williamsburg

"Experience the 18th century like the people who created our nation. ... Kids, and kids of all ages, don't try this at home, try it at Colonial Williamsburg"
Attendance: Visitation roughly half of peak years of the mid-1970s

Sherman, 29: NFL players must be ‘willing to strike’ for NBA cash

"You're going to have to miss games, you're going to have to lose some money if you're willing to make the point, because that's how MLB and NBA got it done. They missed games, they struck, they flexed every bit of power they had, and it was awesome. It worked out for them"

$138,000 may qualify for ‘affordable housing’ in San Francisco

"This new legislation has ranges"

Tim Hortons franchisees chafing under corporate ownership

"Store owners are stocking up on bags of sugar at Costco, where it’s cheaper than what the corporate parent charges"

Research curator ‘shown the door’ while writing book

"It's going to be a nice book, but you can't live off it. It's not going to provide an income that's going to support a lifestyle. The guy had a job. He didn't have to leave his job"

Officers injured when cops, skateboarders square off

Residents complained of disruption, inability to use all of the street
Skater: "We literally shut down Dolores Street. They (police) were doing their job. That doesn't mean we always agree with it. It got very very serious very fast. Then the cops got involved and the skaters got mad"

No questions asked at Cabela’s-Bass Pro meeting

Opposed: "It does sound like they're going to keep the Cabela name, but for how long? It'll leave a lot of empty buildings"

Seattle is U.S. Crane Capital for 2nd year in a row

"It mainly has to do with the tech industry expanding big time here"

9-0: Seattle taxing the rich 2.25%

Applicable: For individuals making $250,000; $500,000 for married filing jointly
Rally: "Seattle should serve everyone, not just rich folks"
GOP chair urges residents not to pay it

Died: Gray Gustafson Reisfield, 85, niece, lone heiress of Garbo

"They were very close"

Highway 101 driver in carpool lane put mannequin in front seat

"Officer Enger, a trained observer of human nature and fashion, concluded it was far too warm for such a thick hoody. He called shenanigans, made a stop, and took the appropriate enforcement action"

Died: ‘Tiger Tom’ Mitchell, 100, acclaimed journalist

"My father, definitely, he made it all the way to the end zone. No interceptions. Compared to all his (8) brothers and sisters, he was not the youngest, but he outlived them all. His phrase was always cool, calm and collected"

Thug shot in the butt at 3:30 a.m.

"Not fully cooperating with the investigation"

Former CEO: Stop overselling college to the unprepared

"One-third of all students enrolling in college are academically unprepared. To address this deficiency, 29% of students in public 4-year colleges and 51% of students in public 2-year colleges currently take remedial coursework ... students and their families spent $1.3 billion annually for remedial college education, adding to our exploding student debt problem ... Only half of the students enrolling in a remedial college program will complete a credit-bearing course. Far fewer will graduate. At 2-year schools, it's reported that only 15% of students who start with remedial coursework will graduate ... The customary, but misleading, answer is that college pays for itself. The oft-repeated statistic is that college graduates earn on average $32,000 more per year than high school graduates. ... It is the interests and talent of the individual student that will determine if a college degree increases his or her lifetime earnings ... According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 69% of high school graduates enroll in college, but only 27% of existing jobs and jobs projected to be created through 2022 require a college degree. ... Instead of promoting pipe dreams, we should be encouraging pipe fitters"

Wash. no longer requires biology test to graduate

AP: "The class of 2017 had been the first class required to pass a biology exam. About 3,300 high school seniors failed it"

AMZN nearly walked before lifting WFM bid from $41 to $42

Goldman Sachs' feelings hurt by request for $45: "The Goldman Sachs representatives expressed their disappointment at the price specified in [Whole Foods'] counterproposal as they had previously informed ... that Amazon.com believed that it had made a very strong bid"
Every dollar matters: "As a last stretch," made $42 "best and final offer"

Loren Toews, 65, signature finishes ’70s Steelers helmet

"Took his time, practicing his autograph in the air, before signing it below Lambert's name"
Fan: Had collected 21 of 22 players from all 4 Super Bowl champs, plus coach
Pen splattered for Noll: "The first thing he did was pick up a rag and tried to wipe the ink off. Instead, he smeared it. My wife, Karen, painstakingly flaked every ounce of paint off. You can't even tell that it ever happened"
Steve Furness: Heard DL had died, realized it wasn't true, got autograph
Sam Davis: "He was shaky. His signature is not the best, but it's there"
Worth: "I'd probably put a price of $1,500 on it and take offers from there"

Fox Biz host Charles Payne suspended

"This matter is being thoroughly investigated and we are taking all of the appropriate steps to reach a resolution in a timely manner"

Town may pay criminals not to shoot people

"Participants have the opportunity to earn up to $12,000 per year"

Died: Joan Lee, 93, wife of Marvel Comics mogul Stan Lee

Told him: "Before you quit, why don't you write one comic you are proud of?"

Ronda Rousey, 30, reports burglary of California home

"Someone had been squatting in my house for, like, 3 days, sleeping in my bed, stole my Olympic rings, stole my guns, stole all my precious jewelry, every headphone in the house, credit cards ... a bunch of kids with skateboards ... What little punks"

Principal demoted to teacher, takes $42,000 pay cut

Paper: "Was criticized for dressing up as President Donald Trump for Halloween while the school's secretary dressed up as candidate Hillary Clinton in prison garb"

St. Louis Federal Reserve interns make $13-$18 per hour

Starting salary range for graduates with experience is $50,000–$55,000

Trump engraved golf irons up for auction

"One of Trump's former caddies, Andrew Lombardo, had been gifted a set of TaylorMade RAC TP Forged irons that Trump had apparently been given by former TaylorMade CEO Mark King"

Man twice run over by garbage truck

Riding bicycle in alley
Mistakes: Resident learns disappearing cans were no prank; "It shows [the arm] going up, and it shows it coming down empty. No can there. It's very obvious that can ended up in the truck. I was like, 'Oh my god, I cannot believe this guy took my trash can and never left a note or anything'"

Christine McVie, 73, thanks ‘Boston’ at Chicago concert

Critic: "Struggled to hit all the notes in 'You Make Loving Fun' ... 'Wish You Were Here' summed up the general sentiment of the night: This just doesn't feel right without Mick Fleetwood, Stevie Nicks and John McVie"

Sheriff headed to court over bar fight

"Had been kept quiet until this weekend ... over money on a pool table"

Hundreds rescued at Waikiki ‘floatilla’

"Lifeguards estimate 8,000 to 10,000 people attended the party and hundreds had to be rescued from the water ... lifeguards were extremely busy and stayed overtime until 7:30 p.m. because of the event"

Numerous car break-ins in west end of Greenwich

"Don't leave valuables in your cars, and lock your cars. Identify theft can be an issue if you leave credit cards inside"

Jeff Bridges, 67, sells Calif. mansion for $15.93 million

$7 million profit

Tom McClellan: Stocks to go ‘screaming higher’

"When you have a big range day like that for the VIX, it's a huge tell that there's just this emotional washout ... Late 2018 is going to start some ugliness that's going to last into 2019 and it's going to remind everybody of 2008. Don't worry about that yet. We've got a year to go"

CNBC superfox Aditi Roy on fire into holiday week

Cutest bite of a burger in recent memory

Bob Weir, 69: Grateful Dead ‘under-rehearsed’ for Fare Thee Well

"We hadn't been on tour. We'd done a couple of warmup dates and that was it. So we weren't, to my way of thinking, hot. We didn't have hot hands. I kind of lament not having putting in more rehearsal time for the Fare Thee Well shows, but it just wasn't possible given everybody's schedules"

Altria buys its corporate headquarters for $20.8 million

"We decided it makes sense to own rather than lease"

$50 mil.: Record Malibu land sale

"Not only are we going to break ground next week, but we are going to build five houses simultaneously. Each one is going to be extremely different, but with the same feeling and vibe but with different shapes. They will all scream 'architecture,' and we are going for a mid-century modern with a lot of warmth"

County commissioner allegedly shouted slurs from pontoon

"Friend — who was not identified by police — then threatened to urinate on the man's lawn, but stopped once he saw a neighbor approaching, police said … After the incident, police claim Shapiro's boat became stuck on a sandbar"
"Commissioners became concerned at the March meeting, according to Board Chair Mark Young, after Shapiro asked a man who spoke during public comments if he ever saw the movie 'Die Hard,' because the man appeared to have the same name as a character in the film"

Melee at car dealership after loan falls through

Paper: "The business owner was removing the license plates from the vehicle when the suspect punched him several times, knocking him to the ground. Witnesses told deputies that the attacker then stood over the victim and repeatedly hit him in the face and head. … 2 women had barged into the business to scream at the owner regarding the earlier incident … One of the women … was accused of picking up a computer from the owner's desk and slamming it down and then threatening to burn down the owner’s house. Additional deputies were called in as the crowd became increasingly agitated … One man came toward the officers with clenched fists and a barrage of curse words ..."

College gets $458,502 grant to address decline in church attendance

Paper: "Program director said that studies have found that 70% of those raised in the church leave by the time they're in their 20s, and that one-third of those under 30 in the United States claim to have 'no religion'"

Bison rams couple, 74, 72, at Yellowstone

Visitors asked to adopt "safe selfie" policy

School superintendent gets $27,000 raise

Applying for job in different district "scared (the board) to death"
Stats: Female state university president makes $910,000, maybe highest in country

R2-D2 sells for $2.76 million

Luke's light saber also for sale

Aaron Sorkin, 56, changes Hollywood agencies

Continues to be repped by Frankfurt Kurnit

L.A. approves Lucas museum

Not "a vanity project" … "This kind of art is very important, and it's especially important to adolescents"

CNN accepts 3 resignations, apologizes to Scaramucci

AP: "The story was posted on the network's website on Thursday and was removed, with all links disabled, Friday night"
Anthony: "Did the right thing. Classy move. Apology accepted. Everyone makes mistakes. Moving on"

California might add cancer-warning label to Roundup

Monsanto VP: "This is not the final step in the process. We will continue to aggressively challenge this improper decision"

Woman says she was shot in the butt at Blue Flame lounge

Claims tire blew out while driving to hospital
Police find no evidence; lounge owner says there was no shooting

Mayor on spending spree with 6 months left in office

Professor: “I think Mayor Berry like all mayors as they come to the end of their 2nd term… start thinking about their legacy. Saying let me go all in, I’m trying to put my name behind some positive projects to increase my profile"

Fixing road sign spelling mistake will be pricey

Changing "a" to "e" costs several hundred dollars; replacing whole sign costs thousands

Patrons evacuate Denny’s during 1 a.m. fire

Extinguished in 1 hour; 2 ladder companies used aerial master stream techniques

NFL player, 27, blames failed alcohol test on fermented tea

Team: "He did not know the kombucha he ingested contained alcohol"

Seema Mody devastating in orange ahead of Modi visit

Visas expected to be a big part of the conversation
Meanwhile: Kelly says "I don't think you have to go far out of New York" to find people who haven't heard of Martin Shkreli

Professor cancels course over proposed pay cut

"It is as much effort to teach 8 students as it is 15 … By accepting this egregious decrease in pay, I would be tacitly agreeing that either my expertise is worth less in the summer or that I am overpaid during the fall and spring semesters. Either assumption is an overt insult"
University: "Above and beyond what they get paid for the regular 9-month academic year"

Died: Hervé Filion, 77, harness driver earned $88 million

Brother: "Herve was always so popular. He was like Elvis Presley. He could have been the President of the United States. He had a nice way of talking and he wasn't shy. Wherever he went to race, there was a line of people waiting for his autograph. He was a very social man, very sharp. He knew how to talk and he would talk to anybody"

Biden, 74, snapped at Ackman, 51, at testy SALT Conference dinner

"Who is this a—hole … Look, I don't know who you are, wiseass, but never disrespect the memory of my dead son!"
Paper: "A source told The Post the dinner had already gotten off to a tense start as another attendee pressed Biden on policy issues at what was supposed to be a lighthearted affair"

Crude bottom in?

"It's at the low end of the range"

Man runs over wife with golf cart

Paper: "The township firefighters were leaving the area and a Jackson County Sheriff's deputy trained in traffic investigation was assisting McNeil while unknowing golfers continued to swing clubs"

No to Krenwinkel, 69

California's longest-serving female inmate can try again in 5 years

Division III college forced to vacate victories

"We were looking at our applicants with what's called a holistic admissions process. We looked at your extracurriculars. It might be your participation in band, it might be you're a member of the French Club, or it might be athletics. To look at those things in the admission process is well within the NCAA rules. What happened was the extracurriculars got carried over into financial aid, and that is against the NCAA rules"

Arena naming rights go for $175,000 a year

"The signs will be put up as soon soon as they are made, she said"

Gal, 32, got Henry-like, 34, money in superhero debut

Paper: "The Elle story said Gadot was paid $300,000 for Wonder Woman vs. $14 million Cavill received for Man of Steel. The source called the latter figure 'ridiculous.' … A salary of low- to mid-6 figures is standard fare for Hollywood tentpoles, especially for actors with short track records"

Daniel Day-Lewis, 60, announces retirement from acting

"He is immensely grateful to all of his collaborators and audiences over the many years. This is a private decision and neither he nor his representatives will make any further comment on this subject"

Lynyrd Skynyrd members head to trial over plane crash movie

Paper: "The dispute emanates from a 'blood oath' taken upon the plane crash that befell the 1970s band which popularized Southern rock. As described in newly unsealed court papers, survivors agreed 'never to use the name Lynyrd Skynyrd again in an effort not to capitalize on the tragedy that had befallen the group'"

Died: Larry Grantham, 68, Jets Super Bowl linebacker

"I had 13 wonderful years in New York, even with the Titans. Sometimes we didn't get paid, but we had great times, and Sammy Baugh was one of the greatest coaches I ever played for. They're all outstanding memories for me. I still get excited when I get fan mail. People have been awful good to me in New York"

Oliver Stone, 70: Trump, 71, ‘boxed in’ by Russia probe

"I would like to see detente of some kind or understanding"

Died: John G. Avildsen, 81, directed ‘Rocky,’ ‘Save the Tiger’

Stallone: "I owe just about everything to John Avildsen. His directing, his passion, his toughness and his heart — a great heart — is what made 'Rocky' the film it became. He changed my life and I will be forever indebted to him. Nobody could have done it better than my friend John Avildsen. I will miss him"
Cause of death: Succumbs to pancreatic cancer; if only the smartest people in the country cared as much about this as self-driving cars

‘Glowing’ reviews for Steelers’ No. 1 draft choice T.J. Watt

"I can count how many mistakes he's had on one hand. And that's rare"

Elizabeth Banks, 43, apologizes to Steven Spielberg, 70

"I framed my comments inaccurately. I want to be clear from the start that I take full responsibility for what I said and I'm sorry"

White House? Apparently not

"Somebody asked me about it a couple months ago, a hypothetical, if a championship were to happen, what would I do? I think I answered I wouldn't go. Still feel like that today"

Died: Bruce MacCallum, 70, worked camera in ‘Witness,’ ‘Lambs’

Favorite shot from "Adjustment Bureau": "It was just like this amazing shot that we rehearsed for a couple of days before we get it, and then when you see it in the film, it's like, 'How did they do that?' In the film, it looked easy. That would be my favorite shot ever"

Neil Young, 71, school benefit concert evidently over

"We know we can't do this forever. We are mere mortals. We really need to look at ways the school can continue to go on after the concerts"

John Mackey, 63, calls Jana ‘greedy bastards’

"We need to evolve. We need to get better, and we're doing that. But these guys just want to sell us, because they think they can make 40 or 50% in a short period of time"

Gasparino battles Twitter hecklers over cause of D.C. monstrosity

Tweeter: "CG buys drinks for Wall Street in exchange for info & for that believes he is qualified to weigh in on every subject that comes up. WTF."
Charlie: "its called being SMART"
Tweeter: "How about that reverend that went on @TuckerCarlson's show and said Trump's budget is genocide? That might be part of it ya think ? LOL!"
Charlie: "that caused a nut job to open fire? or is it the time that trump questioned obama's citizenship? let me know what your 3 brains cells say"

Uber director David Bonderman, 74, quits after women comment

Arianna: "There's a lot of data that shows when there's one woman on the board, it's much more likely that there will be a second woman on the board"
Bonderman: "Actually, what it shows is that it's much more likely to be more talking"

Suit: Facebook ‘What’s happening’ page favors advertisers

Claims: "Ketchum and Nexxus, at times, delete organic unpaid member referrals for businesses in competition with Nexxus' advertising customers and while at the same time relaxing rules concerning 'overposting,' a name used for the practice of placing numerous referrals for one business in response to each inquiry"

Woman sues casino over bat bite

"I started jumping up and flailing my arms and the guy that was with me he said, 'What's wrong? What was that?' He saw it fly off and I said, 'It's a bat. Run!'"
Reax: "They gave me a Band-Aid. They handed me a Band-Aid!"

Thug, 23, shot in the butt

"Not able to provide any suspect information or details"

Investment banker, 36, dies in NYC Citi Bike accident

Neighbor: "It's so weird, what happened with him falling. Life is so strange"
Once ranked Israel's No. 1 tennis player, played at Brown U.

Mayor’s unpaid student loan sank aunt, uncle’s credit

$5,544 intended to help cover expenses for freshman year … left the school after two semesters without obtaining a degree … loan continued to accrue interest, grew to $9,778.73 …
Angry: "We thought it would be a good thing for her. We had no thought of this ever happening. We were under the assumption everything was good"
Response: "I apologize for that, and I'll take care of that in a personal way … Really, truly, I would love to talk to you about this later … I'm pretty sure I can come up with the funds. It's not that"

12 dead this season in torrential Sierra snow melt

"You step out in front of it, it's going to take you. You're not going to stop that, and that's what people need to get their heads around"

‘Unmitigated disaster’

"It's hard to imagine that you can see synergies between health care and power generation aircraft engines. … We're expecting fairly dramatic changes"
Gasparino: "the tell that immelt's days were numbered; when i broke the story in march $GE shares had its best day all year!"

Sara on fire

Scorching in off-white on "Worldwide Exchange"

Seema wows in white on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Wants to know Dr. David Dao's financial settlement with United Airlines

Kelly goes on shopping spree, makes ‘interesting’ purchases

"This is why I don't run companies. But if I ran Nordstrom, Mike, and I saw these results, I'd go, 'We're turning everything into a Nordstrom Rack tomorrow' … I went shopping for some clothes this weekend because I walk around looking like a high schooler most of the time, and I went to Athleta, and I went to Uniqlo, and I went to J. Crew. And, I, I made some- you know, it was interesting, I made some purchases …"
Santoli on Sears: "I've noticed this for years, there's a kind of a, a strand of brand-declinest porn that goes around out there. When I was at Yahoo for a while, anything that was like 'This old store chain is near death' used to click really well"

Female mayor, 57, impeached in less than 3-minute meeting

Asks supporters to "not take this as a backward step even though it feels like it is"

Lookalike stunners: MCC & Danielle DiMartino Booth

Oops: In dovishness debate, Steve Liesman twice calls Danielle "Diane"
Tweet: "Agree w/ your growth comments … BTW: Green (as in dress, not $) looked great"
Danielle: "Much obliged. Green is for GO and yet the Fed said so little"

Kelly’s getting married! Flowers on ‘Closing Bell’

Nuptials on Saturday
Bill: "I only found out myself last hour ... you guys are a match made in heaven"
Kelly: "This is so nice ... This is beautiful. I feel like everybody watching has sort of seen me grow up in many ways, so, thank you all for being part of the journey … I love working down here by the way. These guys, and gals, are fantastic ..."

CNBC’s gorjus Carolin Roth stuns in stripes

Devastating morning on "Street Signs"

Gorjus Ylan Mui in Florida

Hair back in Palm Beach

Sara Eisen complains all morning about United leggings policy

"You know I have strong feelings about this … My basic point is, sure, rules are rules. But everybody wears leggings, especially women, especially on planes, especially teenagers, it's more comfortable, this makes no sense"
Jon Fortt: "Everybody wears a lot of things though … if you want to wear your leggings on the plane … buy your ticket. If you're gonna fly on the free ticket, check the fine print … it states very clearly, no leggings"
Wilf Frost (to Fortt): "I think the issue here is that they were 10 and 11 … but either way, they've come on a free ticket, I complete agree with you"

White. Hot.

Mercy. Mercy. Mercy …

Kelly Evans scorching in Blast-Off Bronze

Brings landmark week at NYSE to spectacular close

Wow! Sara in maroon on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Early morning news bombshell

DoubleLine’s Bonnie Baha, 56, dies in tragic Va. car accident

Bachelor's, poli sci, Cal-Irvine; MBA, USC
Lehman call: "People don't pay me to hope; they pay me to make an assessment. If you are managing risk by hoping that somebody is going to buy Lehman Brothers or whatever other bank is in trouble, you're not really doing your job"
Jeffrey Gundlach: "For a quarter century Bonnie was my trusted colleague and dear friend. She was honest and direct, with a sardonic wit perfectly matching her investment skepticism helping shape the DoubleLine philosophy"

SI models stop traffic on NYSE floor

Hailey Clauson: "I mean our career is going to explode off of this. I mean, we can create businesses. Our name and our word actually mean something now"
Ashley Graham: "I had been told, you're too fat, you're too skinny, you're too ugly, you're too pretty, and at the end of the day, the moment that I said, you know what, screw all of you guys, I'm gonna do what I want to do, that's when I had my voice, and that's when I started changing the lives of so many different women"
As always, SI male accompanies the ladies to talk about the business angle

WaPost’s gorgeous Ylan Mui asks question of Fed chief

"You said earlier that expansions don't die of old age, but I think the other half of that is that it's often central banks that kill them off instead. So I'm wondering, um, how worried you are about the possibility that the Fed will have to turn around after hiking rates; um, other central banks that have tried to raise rates have had to do just that. Um, how damaging you think that might be to the Fed's credibility"
Answer: "So, when you say that um, central banks often kill them, I think the usual reason, um, that that- that that has been true when that has been true (sic redundant) is that central banks have begun too late to tighten policy, and they've allowed inflation to get out of control ..."

NYSE traders oblivious to Sharon Stone; fans take pictures

Evidently is playing a vice president in a TV show

Marcus Lemonis, 41: ‘Greatest fear in life is dying alone’

"As someone with few friends, he considers business deals his way of forming relationships. (He compares doing a business deal to going out for margaritas with friends. For him they share the same pleasure space.)"
Impressive: "You can ask me anything" ... "Call me anytime"
"The Profit" supporter: "He's amazing to work for and amazing to know. He's brilliant"
"The Profit" detractor: "He's an arrogant, self-centered egomaniac narcissist"
CNBCfix editor's note: This article is a month old but was just discovered

Uh-oh — someone at CNBC forgot to type the main info here

They should come up with a better strategy for dummy text

Report: Sumner Redstone, 92, took mental competency tests


Article on NFL’s L.A. interest way too long, minimal news

Ending: "Deals get done when there are deadlines. We'll see where it goes"

Steve Jobs’ daughter, 37, skips screening, parties with cast

Tavern on the Green

CNBC’s Sara Eisen on fire in red

World Bank conversation was never so exciting

Balt. TV critic: Strong CBS broadcast marred by Simms bungle

"I replayed the sequence 5 times right after the game and I still have no idea what Simms really thought or how he could go from asking why they would kick to saying they should definitely do so in the space of 10 seconds"

Harvard Law grad, 38, charged in bizarre kidnapping

Disbarred in January

Jaguars’ big loss in New England got high local TV ratings

Team's best in 2 years
Denver: 69 share for Broncos' game

CNBC charging $250,000 per 30-second ad in GOP debate

"Significantly more than the typical $50,000 that CNBC charges for its sometimes schlocky commercials for personal grooming products or gold buying services"
Ratings: Presumably channel will be OK with Nielsen this time

In the navy: CNBC sailing with Amanda Drury & Seema Mody

Teaming up on "Power Lunch"

‘Wall Street Week’ nearing ‘global distribution deal’

Highest ratings on Sept. 13

Carl Quintanilla, Becky Quick, John Harwood, Rick Santelli,
Sharon Epperson, Jim Cramer picked for CNBC GOP debate

Pregame: Joe Kernen, Kelly Evans hosting special programming
CNBCfix comment: Great move to limit main field to those at 3% or better but let's end this publicity welfare of an "undercard" debate among hapless candidates who shouldn't be in the race ... if you can't poll 3% at this stage, you do not deserve to be considered a "candidate"

CNBC’s Mandy Drury in beautiful, mesmerizing outfit at NYSE

Fashion breakthrough on "Power Lunch"

Woman in Va. TV shooting striding toward recovery

"I saw those incredible flowers, and I saw those great big giant pictures of Adam and Alison and the viewfinder. That's all I saw. You can't all of the sudden stamp the place with tragedy. It has been nothing but economic development, growth, families, vacations, happiness"
Struggling to walk to mailbox: "Everyone says, ‘Oh, you’re doing so well,’ but they don’t know that it was the careful placement of timing — from the medications and laying in my bed all the way up until the moment that the car was already started. I don't want to disappoint anyone in the process, but it is what it is. So, I give it what I've got"

LSU-Syracuse was ESPN’s most-watched game last weekend

1 p.m. Eastern start outdrew each of channel's prime-time matchups

Will next movie of Michael Moore, 61, beat standards?

"A movie about the nuts and bolts of domestic policy ... doesn't stir the conspiracy loins the way some of his other movies do"

British barrister, 40, bitten by spider on plane, leg bursts open

"I turned on the light and clearly saw a spider running across the floor before hearing two stewardesses screaming 'Spider!,' but I wasn't sure if I had been bitten as it really wasn't very painful"

Guest billed $75.90 after not showing up for wedding

"This cost reflects the amount paid by the bride and groom for meals that were RSVP'd for, reimbursement and explanation for no show, card, call or text would be appreciated"

Meth junkie, 23, unable to post $50,000 bail

ATV club's treasurer allegedly steals about $23,000

Under Armour’s Kevin Plank, 43, worth $3.9 billion

No. 145 on Forbes' list

Fox Biz program picks up 1st monthly win against CNBC

"Lou Dobbs Tonight beat CNBC in total viewers for the month of September. CNBC aired a variety of shows, including 'West Texas Investors Club' and 'The Profit'"

CNBC’s Louisa Bojesen: ‘I never go on dates’

Louisa: "Front of the FT this morning, they make a point with a big picture of the Shard, saying the Shard has defied the doubters as setting record rents for the South Bank. Here's like a little picture of the Shard, so it's a huge building in London-"
Seema Mody: "Have you ever been up there?"
Louisa: "I haven't. Have you been?"
Seema: "I hear it's a great date spot"
Louisa: "Really?"
Seema: "Yeah, I'm told"
Louisa: "I wouldn't know. I don't know. I never go on dates"

Blue & red: Carolin Roth & Seema Mody on ‘Worldwide Exchange’

Carolin: "Would you wear this dress for 30 years if you could?"
Seema: "I may see; if it still fits me, why not?"
Carolin: "Why not, right"

Bill Griffeth: Sara and I didn’t coordinate purple attire

Bill: "This was not planned. Yes, we match, but it was nothing"
Sara: "We're just so in synch. We don't even have to tell each other"

Seema Mody wows in mint green

Hears Wilfred Frost decry the existence of voicemail

Blue & golden: Seema Mody & Nancy Hulgrave on ‘Worldwide’

CNBC producer in spotlight in Madrid

Seema Mody takes day off, gets haircut

Back on "WorldWide Exchange" after long weekend

Seema Mody in stripes

CNBC's "Worldwide Exchange" ends week on a high note

CNBC’s Carolin Roth mesmerizes in Europe

Stanchart interview closes with a visual flourish (above)

Died: Albert Maysles, 88, filmmaker of ‘Gimme Shelter’

NYT: "Made ends meet by doing television commercials for large corporations like IBM and Merrill Lynch, then made their early reputation with 'Salesman' (1968)"
Credits: Worked on Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue

CNBCfix review: Al Michaels’ book leaves the drama on the field

Other than digs at Cosell and Esiason, "Miracle" man prefers compliments to controversy
The contenders: Gowdy, Scully, Buck, Costas, Nantz, Cosell ... is Al Michaels
the greatest sportscaster of all time?

CNBC, citing colleague: Rich Ilczyszyn, 46, died of embolism

"The apparent cause of Rich Ilczyszyn's tragic death was a pulmonary embolism caused by deep vein thrombosis, Rich's coworker told us today"

CNBC contributor Rich Ilczyszyn, 46, dies

Family: "Rich had a love for life as well as an appreciation for the fragility of it. He always encouraged others to live fully and spend time with those they love and hold dear. iiTrader is a testament to Rich's inherent creativity and resilience. iiTrader will continue to innovate and move forward"

Bill Fleckenstein slams interview with Jackie DeAngelis

"The certainty with which the woman that I got interviewed by this week sees the future, and the need to be involved in stocks is rather remarkable since most talking heads don’t know anything about investing"
Still waiting: Article notes no sign of short fund promised since late 2013

CNBCfix review: Excitement in backwardation in Secret Club

Kate Kelly's dry account of commodities world fails to pose an important airline question

Mark of celebration: Hoffman leads rousing cheers at CNBC

"There's been a lot of highlights ... I would say the proudest I was of the organization, was in the- leading up to the financial crisis in 2008, and the year or year and a half or so that followed it, I felt like, as if all of the hard work that had gone into building the organization over the first 20-plus years, or so, had really paid off ... I was so proud of the way CNBC not only reported the story, but the way they treated the seriousness of those events"
Tears: "Do I see a little moisture in your eyes, Tyler?"


Kelly Evans pushes Matt Damon, 43, to be Aquaman, help charity

Kelly Evans: "Matt Damon, if only you could play a superhero who could deliver clean drinking water to the world's poorest, uh, dare I ask whether you could play Aquaman and in fact leverage your celebrity to draw attention to this cause through this new movie that potentially uh, rumors are out there you could play Aquaman in"
Matt Damon: "Playing 'Aguaman' (sic)? Is that the ..."
Evans: "A-qua"
Damon: "Sorry, that's a terrible joke"
Evans: "You can go the Spanish route if you want to. I mean-"
Brian Sullivan: "There is international distribution for the Justice League, so it's fine. It's the character plays (sic)"
Damon: "We're huge in Latin America, Um, uh, no, well, you know, since they, since they made Ben Batman, I've been showing up at his house every day dressed as Robin, but um, my little campaign I don't think has, has gone too well so far. So far I haven't been contacted by anyone to, to be in the movie, but with Ben in there-"
Evans: "Would you do it though Matt? Because look you have to say it would make a certain amount of sense for this cause, if you did it ONLY for this cause, it would actually make a certain amount of sense ..."
Damon: "Well, all right, uh, uh, I'm open to being in any good movie as always; it might be a bit of a stretch ..."

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera:
‘Paul Tudor Jones said out loud what we all know to be anecdotally true,’ Karen Finerman is ‘exception that proves the rule’

Karen Finerman: "Well my first response was I just could not believe he said it. And so I, I wanted to make sure that I had it right, and I went and I looked at the video, and of course you just showed it, so yes, he said it, and, uh, I, I, I know, I know that he's apologized, that he didn't mean to offend anyone, and I believe he was saying it, he was- an attempt to be very candid, I can't believe also that he didn't think that will- would never get out, but it's sort of- I mean on so many levels, it makes me wonder, 1, what if you don't nurse, do you not then have that- are you, do you keep your judgment then if you don't nurse. That's sort of something that popped into my head"
Amanda Drury: "And also, is he also saying that global macro traders that are guys are not great dads because they're always off 24/7 on the phone trading stuff"
Karen Finerman: "Right, I just- I don't really accept that premise either. If you are a mother, I really sort of do wonder, how long this would knock you off your game for. And, it, I don't know, on so many levels, I know so many women, far more successful than I, who have done an extraordinary job of raising kids, and also, uh, you know, trading, trading their books"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "I think Paul Tudor Jones said out loud what we all know to be anecdotally true. That women, it's not that they don't have the ability, it's just, if they have a child, priorities tend to change. It takes up a lot of time. A child is a huge, huge commitment. And so-"
Amanda Drury: "And not necessarily a bad thing"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "It's not necessarily a bad thing, he's not saying that, that they can't do it, it's just, it gets a lot tougher. Priorities often change. And I think Karen, you are awesome, but you are the exception I think that proves the rule. Let's face it: How many other women are on 'Fast Money.' I mean when you look at the breakdown of people- when you look at the breakdown of people who are on CNBC. It's a guys-and-ties network. I mean let's not kid anybody!"
Karen Finerman: "Yes I hear you-"
Brian Sullivan ridiculously removes tie: "Here we go, no more guys in ties"
Karen Finerman: "Let me just add 1 thing"
Brian Sullivan: "I don't wanna get accused of dodging the conversation. All right, I know hedge fund managers that have what they call the large-house indicator. Right. What they say is, if they have an investment manager, or a fellow hedge fund manager, whatever, that starts to build a new mansion, they will often times use that- or CEO of a company, they'll use that as a negative and either get out of it or trim, because building a home is a year-long process, takes a lot of energy, you're not focused on what you're doing. So I don't think just has to be about gender. If you've got any big undertaking you take on, that reduces your focus. I'm not defending what he said-"
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera: "Except this happens to be about having babies for women, which is just a huge thing in, in most women's life"
Brian Sullivan: "If I was a hedge fund manager and a CEO of a company bought a 200-foot yacht, I would sell the shares of that company probably short that next day"
Karen Finerman: "I mean also there's the private plane indicator, you get the private plane, you're not hungry anymore, then you don't care. I, I don't really buy that, I think it also makes the case that women don't have the judgment to know, after they've had a baby, whether or not they are still interested in being in the game. Now that may be his experience, and I believe him when he says that's what he's found to be true, and he gave a couple examples of a, you know, two women from Maryland the '70s, he probably has more recent examples than that, but is he just open to the possibility, the possibility, that maybe it's not true, that there will never be just as many women investors as men, never, period, end of story. Isn't it possible?"
Amanda Drury: "And the other thing is Karen, and you've touched on this, I mean, we would've said in the past, it would've been decades, maybe not even so long ago, we would've said that we can't have a good female doctor, she can't possibly be on call because she's got to be at home feeding her child at night. Right?"
Karen Finerman: "And now look. Now look, there are just as many women, or maybe it's about the same number of women graduating from medical school as men and you're right, years and years ago, that was thought as an impossibility"

CNBC asks Dennis Gartman if he called Buffett an ‘idiot’

Commodities king laughs off report, calls Oracle's 45% loss "inexcusable ... poor trading"
Told Brent Hunsberger of Oregonian in June: ‘Warren Buffett is an idiot’
Responded to reader critics at Oregonian site: "Last year I did indeed lose money... 2%.
Other than that, for the previous 14 years I've averaged about +12%, with 22% as my best year.
... I'm also long of Goldman Sachs and Loews while short of Berkshire Hathaway for the past
two months, and have added to that trade along the way as the profits have built up."
Ignored? Days later, CNBCfix was only media site to pick up jaw-dropping Oregonian story
Jeff Macke on BRK-B short: "Congratulations to Dennis Gartman, who saw this coming"

Time to put Yankees-Mets, Cubs-White Sox in same divisions

CNBCfix exclusive: Baseball needs to scrap "leagues" and give fans intra-city rivalries

CNBCfix review: 1 hour not nearly enough for Burnett in Africa

Overreaching documentary shows strengths, weaknesses of anchor, could use Tim Seymour

Does New York Times believe its own ‘Weekender’ ad?

One sentence by arrogant chap deserves scrutiny for puffery at the expense of logic

CNBCfix review: ‘Oprah Effect’ is missing one thing: Oprah

Carl Quintanilla has some interesting stories, but lacks comment from Queen of Talk herself

Couple did ‘3 months of due diligence’ before investing with Stanford

CNBCfix review: Scott Cohn's "Secrets of the Knight" has good but unfocused material

CNBCfix review: ‘Run for the Roses’ feels like a one-trick pony

Outsourced CNBC original with Melissa Francis mostly seems like promo for NBC broadcast

CNBCfix review: Darren Rovell makes the sale in ‘As Seen on TV’

Doesn't dig as deep into infomercial ads as it could, but cuts like a Ginsu knife

Three reasons why NFL Draft is bad for players, fans, league

CNBCfix exclusive: It doesn't provide "competitive balance," but manipulates stars

CNBCfix (slightly) makes the news — in the lede graf!

All from Jared Bernstein's fee: Consider Tony Paradiso a must-read at nashuatelegraph.com

Maxim apparently gives Michelle Caruso-Cabrera the cold shoulder

Becky Quick, Erin Burnett, Trish Regan appear to make hot list, with nod to Maria Bartiromo

Margaret Brennan receives 2009 Young Leaders Irish Spirit Award

(Ex-)CNBC reporter/Arabic scholar/beauty praised by philanthropic American Ireland Fund

CNBCfix review: David Faber’s ‘House of Cards’ a home run

Impressive documentary of mortgage collapse will appeal to the pros and the laymen

CNBCfix review: ‘Marijuana Inc.’ weeds out a lot of context

Lackluster documentary is decent, but Trish Regan puts on a fashion show

Cruise line trades access for advertising in ‘Cruise Inc.’

CNBC travel correspondent Peter Greenberg digs into Norwegian Pearl's financials

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Fast Money review

Larry Kudlow unable to answer Joe's question about why now.

Silicon Valley giants, others at Dec. 14, 2016, Trump Tower meeting

Donald Trump
Mike Pence
Peter Thiel
Sheryl Sandberg
Tim Cook
Larry Page
Safra Catz
Jeff Bezos
Elon Musk
Gary Cohn
Wilbur Ross
Stephen Miller
Satya Nadella
Ginni Rometty
Chuck Robbins
Jared Kushner
Reince Priebus
Steve Bannon
Eric Schmidt
Alex Karp
Brian Krzanich
Donald Trump Jr.
Ivanka Trump
Eric Trump
Brad Smith

CNBCfix reviews:
‘The Profit’

CNBCfix review:
‘West Texas
Investors Club’

CNBC's Lone Star extension of "Shark Tank"

Wall Street Week

The most boring guests on business (or other) television

Larry Kudlow’s
powerful sign-off

Photos, transcript from final episode of "The Kudlow Report"

CNBCfix.com special report: CNBC ‘Fast Money’ trader positions often go undisclosed

♦ Daily online recaps often omit certain traders' holdings, appear voluntary, unenforceable, no requirement for accuracy or timeliness, no description of the size of position or whether positions are for clients or traders' own accounts

CNBCfix reviews

Scott Wapner, "Hotel: Behind Closed Doors at Marriott": Reservations about this flat profile

Melissa Francis, Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter: A Memoir Pangs of child scardom linger for a remarkably successful woman

Joe Terranova, Buy High, Sell Higher: Why Buy-And-Hold is Dead And Other Surprising Investing Lessons From CNBC's 'The Liquidator' Trader austerity bible could stand a haircut in pages, title

Steve Cortes, Against the Herd: 6 Contrarian Investment Strategies You Should Follow: How to not buy stocks and come out ahead

Leah McGrath Goodman, The Asylum: The Renegades Who Hijacked the World's Oil Market: How swashbuckling oil traders make life miserable for exchange chairmen

Phil LeBeau, "Dreamliner": Bumpy ride through recent Boeing turbulence is a bust

Scott Wapner, "The Coffee Addiction": Pour yourself a cup of capitalism

Lester Holt, "The Facebook Obsession": 500 million users, 0 legislator complaints

Scott Cohn, "Price of Admission": College found to be expensive

Trish Regan, "Marijuana USA": For recreational purposes only

Gary Kaminsky, Smarter Than the Street: Sticking it to the big guys

Scott Cohn, "Remington Under Fire": If gun is so unreliable, why does military buy it?

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, You Know I'm Right: If she's right, she should run

Felix Rohatyn, Dealings: A rainmaker has no hostility toward the takeover business

John Heilemann & Mark Halperin, Game Change: Was Obama that great, or everyone else just lousy?

Anthony Scaramucci, Goodbye Gordon Gekko Do the right thing, millionaire-style

Alan "Ace" Greenberg, The Rise and Fall of Bear Stearns Auditing Jimmy Cayne's income statements

Charles Gasparino, The Sellout: Impressive chronicle, dubious title, lacks chutzpah

David Faber, "Goldman Sachs: Power and Peril": Just as hedged on TV as in the mortgage market

Michelle Caruso-Cabrera, "Liquid Assets": Water documentary runs a bit dry

Carl Quintanilla, "Trash Inc.": Some of the better garbage you'll see on TV

Carl Quintanilla, "Crime Inc.: Counterfeit Goods": Where are the DVDs and software, Carl?

Scott Wapner, "One Nation, Overweight": Lite on substance, if not calories

"The Pixar Story": In prime-time search, CNBC finds a great business story

Trish Regan, "Marijuana Inc.": OK documentary, tremendous fashion show

Maria Bartiromo, "Inside the Mind of Google": Best thing that ever happened to Paul Bond Boots

Ron Insana, How to Make a Fortune From the Biggest Bailout in U.S. History: Schadenfreude victim rallies late

Zachary Karabell, Superfusion: Good case studies, more observation than argument

David Faber, And Then the Roof Caved In: Fine writing, too much Greenspan, lacks protagonist

Carl Quintanilla, "The Oprah Effect": Good biz bios, but missing one thing: Oprah

Movie review:
‘Wall Street’

Gordon Gekko:
The Michael Corleone
of Wall Street

CNBCfix capsules:
Movie of the week

♦ Bonnie and Clyde
♦ Rain Man
♦ The Paper Chase
♦ The Cooler
♦ Giant & There Will Be Blood
♦ Return of the Jedi
♦ Rocky II
♦ The Last Picture Show & Friday Night Lights
♦ She's Out of My League
♦ Con Air

Relevant scribes

Maria Bartiromo
Henry Blodget
Josh Brown, Reformed Broker
John Carney
Art Cashin
Jim Cramer
Niall Ferguson
Bill Fleckenstein
Jon Friedman
Charles Gasparino
Brent Hunsberger
Ron Insana
Zachary Karabell
Paul Krugman
Larry Kudlow
Howard Kurtz
Sarah Lacy
Jeff Macke
Dr. J, Jon Najarian
Tony Paradiso
James Pethokoukis
Barry Ritholtz
Jim Romenesko
Michael Santoli
Steven M. Sears
A. Gary Shilling
Andrew Ross Sorkin
Joe Weisenthal

CNBC/cable TV
star bios

♦ Jim Cramer
♦ Charles Gasparino
♦ Amanda Drury
♦ Maria Bartiromo
♦ Lawrence Kudlow
♦ Karen Finerman
♦ Michelle Caruso-Cabrera
♦ Jon Fortt
♦ Jane Wells
♦ Erin Burnett
♦ David Faber
♦ Guy Adami
♦ Pete Najarian
♦ Jon Najarian
♦ Tim Seymour
♦ Zachary Karabell
♦ Becky Quick
♦ Joe Kernen
♦ Nicole Lapin
♦ Herb Greenberg
♦ John Harwood
♦ Steve Liesman
♦ Margaret Brennan
♦ Bertha Coombs
♦ Mary Thompson
♦ Trish Regan
♦ Melissa Francis
♦ Gary Kaminsky
♦ Anthony Scaramucci
♦ Kate Kelly
♦ Dennis Kneale
♦ Darren Rovell
♦ Carl Quintanilla
♦ Julia Boorstin
♦ Diana Olick
♦ Robin Meade
♦ Matt Lauer
♦ Katie Couric
♦ Dylan Ratigan
♦ Eric Bolling
♦ Jeff Macke
♦ Julie Chen
♦ Anderson Cooper
♦ Erica Hill
♦ Neil Cavuto
♦ Liz Claman
♦ Rebecca Jarvis
♦ Monica Crowley
♦ Bill O'Reilly
♦ Rachel Maddow
♦ Susie Gharib
♦ Jane Skinner
♦ Kimberly Guilfoyle
♦ Martha MacCallum
♦ Courtney Friel
♦ Uma Pemmaraju
♦ Michelle Kosinski
♦ Joe Scarborough
♦ Terry Keenan
♦ Betsy Stark
♦ Chrystia Freeland
♦ Natasha Curry
♦ Jeffrey Kofman
♦ Jane Velez-Mitchell
♦ Debbye Turner Bell
♦ Christine Romans

CNBC guest bios

♦ Meredith Whitney
♦ Dennis Gartman
♦ Bill Gross
♦ Diane Swonk
♦ Richard X. Bove
♦ Nouriel Roubini
♦ Arthur Laffer
♦ Jared Bernstein
♦ Doug Kass
♦ David Malpass
♦ Kevin Kerr
♦ Donald Luskin
♦ Robert Reich
♦ Steve Moore
♦ Vince Farrell
♦ Joe LaVorgna
♦ A. Gary Shilling
♦ Joe Battipaglia
♦ Barry Ritholtz
♦ Peter Navarro
♦ John Kilduff
♦ Chris Thornberg
♦ Addison Armstrong
♦ Jack Bouroudjian
♦ Stefan Abrams
♦ Peter Morici
♦ Michael Crofton
♦ David Kotok
♦ Jerry Bowyer
♦ Robert Pavlik
♦ Warren Buffett

President Obama

Keynote address, 2004
Democratic convention
In Pennsylvania,
"cling to guns, religion"

George W. Bush

Visits firefighters at
Ground Zero, 9/14/01
World leader pop quiz
from Andy Hiller
Speech to nation
on evening of 9/11

Sarah Palin

The Bush Doctrine,
with Charles Gibson

and jingles in

Where did they
go to college?

Supreme Court

Death tolls of
world events